December 27, 2003

Snack Reports is a compendium of sophomoric examinations of 155 snacks by a handful of reviewers. Listed alphabetically, from Andy Capp's Hot Fries to Zingers. I found this site looking for Choward's Violet Mints, which they eloquently said: "Tastes like something out of your grandmother's underwear drawer. Or it tastes like bathroom cleaner. Or it tastes like cheap-ass perfume." At least it's not on this list!
  • My grandmother would like a few words with those young men. That last site has a nasty case of, ohhh... call it SeanBaby / SomethingAwful syndrome.
  • Andy Capp's Hot Fires are vile, but I digress. What I really want to know is what the relationship between a snack attack and a Big Mac attack.