December 19, 2003

• Nothing can make me less of a LOTR maniac!!! NOTHING!!!!! :)
• This is a joke, right? No it's a joke, there's no one in the world dumb enough to take the time to write those observations. Gollum was a cheap attempt to cash in on Jar-Jar mania? Actually that's the best line ever the more I think about it.
• Christopher Walken should of played Frodo has to be a joke.
• (with apologies in advance to Sullivan...) Does the phrase 'should of' give anyone else hives? Isn't it 'should have'? /grammer prig
• That is pretty funny.
• Liv Tyler's immortal elf volunteers to give up her eternal life for a single romance with a human man. Could any man really be that well endowed? I find it unlikely. I remember this guy from The Matrix post on Mefi.
• Reason 48: Casting, IV. Why couldn't Strider have been played by a monkey?
• kimberly, why aren't you packing for washington!? (we're all waiting until you leave, then we're throwing a big, messy party)
• Best critique of LotR ever. EVER. I have to wholeheartedly agree with everything he says. Except for the bit about Vin Diesel playing Bilbo - whoever heard of a bald hobbit?
• " I have to wholeheartedly agree with everything he says. Except for the bit about Vin Diesel playing Bilbo - whoever heard of a bald hobbit?" Yeah but he's got that vaguely ambigously gay vibe that the hobbits emanate in spades. He'd be perfect.
• the races that Tolkien has put on the side of evil are then given a rag-bag of non-white characteristics that could have been copied straight from a BNP leaflet. Dark, slant-eyed, swarthy, broad-faced - it's amazing he doesn't go the whole hog and give them a natural sense of rhythm Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman Well at least Tolkein's not a misogynist.
• verrrrrrry funny
• ...why didn't Gandalf's giant flying bird friend haul them into Mordor? I actually have to agree with that.
• Space Kitty: Yeah, "should of" gets me too.
• grammer prig grammar prig? (/spelling prig)
• D'OH!
• I stopped after #15. This guy is clearly blowing farts. It's like my 10-year-old cousin wrote this tripe. He lost me after this gem: "Racism: Percentage of protagonists in Fellowship who are white: 100. Meanwhile the black antagonists and their black crow spies and their black glass seeing ball inhabit their black towers and perform black magic. Gosh, I wonder if there's some symbolism there?" what a dick.
• Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman. wtf?
• You guys do know it's totally a joke, right?
• This is why Tracy is our Queen-in-Chief. Greatest breakup of incipient pointless bitchslap by Tracicle
• Greatest fault of Tracicle
• Zemat, I can't believe you'd post a naked picture of me!
• Wolof just got me thinking of rabbit beer, or maybe drunk rabbits, and now I feel fuzzy and happy.
• tracicle, I have a box full of them. I'm willing to burn them for a decent amount of cash. That goes for the rest of the monkeys too. I'm the monkey paparazzo.
• Why couldn't Strider have been played by a monkey? Why not indeed? Also, check out Dr. Oxford's take on The Matrix Trilogy.
• Ah. I love it when people don't get jokes.