December 18, 2003

The truth about John Lennon's murder. File under "Magnificent Obsesions:" Steve Lightfoot has the goods on Lennon's murder, and wants to tell you all about it. Among those implicated by Lightfoot are Nixon, Reagan... and Stephen King. Especially Stephen King.
  • File under "Magnificent Obsessions." Jeez. And crossfile under "Too Tired To Spell."
  • file under "serious delusions" - i want the booklet
  • time for an oliver stone biopic
  • "MINI AUTOBIOGRAPHY; Before I begin, you should know that everything the media has ever said about me is a lie." Amen, brother. Amen.
  • >>Reveals government codes in major magazines like, Vogue?
  • I am only telling you this because none of you can afford to think I'm a nut. Um, yes, we can?
  • Does it worry anybody that the nuts are starting to make better webpages? This page, instructing us in the fine art of gov't headline code reading, is awesome.
  • Lightfoot was a regular in Santa Cruz, especially after being banned from a Stephen King book signing there. I always got a kick out of reading his van (when he wasn't around).
  • Does it worry anybody that the nuts are starting to make better webpages? No matter how well designed, its still a random bunch of erratically highlighted newspaper clippings. As for Stephen King, he was so coked up back then I bet he's still finding corpses buried in his cellar.
  • I still like Cosby's take on cocaine... Cosby: Why does anybody use coke? Coke addict: Well, it accentuates your personality. Cosby: Yes, but what if you're an asshole?