June 16, 2004

How to pass a urine test
  • These threads are all premature. Bladder Health Week is in November (apparently -- I live and learn).
  • Oh my god man, you're not encouraging people to flout the rule of law by faking their urine tests!?!?! I don't think we can possibly allow this!! Now we have to morally censure you! Tracicle! The Monkey Censure Device! :D
  • I see myself as merely a facilitator in this respect ... providing people with the information they need in order to make an informed choice. We wouldn't want them to take the piss now would we?
  • Don't try to dodge the issue, mate. Urine trouble.
  • Or you could just not do anything to make you worry about what's in your pee... But that's just crazy talk...
  • Goldenseal, people. I had lost a reporter job because of a failed test, a head friend of mine recommended it, and from thence, nary a twitch on the reef-o-meter. YMMV, of course, but it worked for me.
  • I'm not sure I like what is rapidly turning into today's theme. *logs off, goes to bathroom*
  • I had lost a reporter job because of a failed test *shakes head in disbelief* If they tried testing reporters in the UK they'd rapidly run out of reporters ... Mind you Fox News often looks like it would benefit from some of their reporters having a quick tike
  • the_bone: Just go with the flow man.
  • I meant toke ...
  • are urine tests multiple choice? or essay?
  • taste test.
  • Dishy - just so long as they're not oral, I'm okay with it.