June 14, 2004

Cybersex in a "The Sims"-like world! Yes, who wants to play a massively-multiplayer online RPG that allows you to tenderly caress the avatars of boys pretending to be girls? Hot pixelated pictures within! [Via the site I linked to.]
  • Cybersex in a sims-like world, cool. Mostly men play it? Not cool. In fact.. creepy. And in the character creation stage, can I define the exact measurements of my.. uh.. attributes? What's the server like? Is there lag? Cos that could ruin the timing of my money-shot. I think they should incorporate it into other MMORPGs already. I dig the hot lap-dancing Twi'lek girls in Star Wars Galaxies.
  • Whatever happened to buying a girl a drink? A real one, I mean. All you need is the right opener, or maybe a bluetooth phone.
  • But... but... girls have cooties! At least that's what my friend Bob says.
  • I'm assuming from the link that the game isn't out yet. At least, not available to the public. And the "only guys will play it" theory is only a theory. But let's be realistic: guys are perverts. We'll be the ones pretending to be hot girls. Don't deny it. I know you're all excited just thinking about it! *AHEM* Yeah, I always found talking works well with girls. In real life, most of the time, it is also easier to figure out if it's a real girl, since you don't have to ask her to send you a photograph. Just a quick Adam's Apple check, and you're set!
  • "Yeah, I always found talking works well with girls." So does having sex with them.
  • Like it isn't all old male perverts on any cybersex forum. And you know, that's never really bothered me. Of course, I'm usually posing as a 17 year old Catholic schoolgirl...
  • So it's you who's been undercutting my prices!
  • hehe
  • Just a quick Adam's Apple check, and you're set! Ah... but what if she's wearing a feather boa? Or happens to be Asian? Lots of Asian guys I know don't have prominent Adam's apples. Their voices aren't that low. Moral: Don't pick up an Asian chick. Especially if she's wearing a feather boa.
  • Damn. I thought I was going to be cool and post this, but perhaps not.. except that video-fenky.com seems to have expired.. 'Cybersex opens up' at SBS news Australia 'Cybersex heads to the masses' at Yahoo! News
  • Hi, Sarah!
  • "The developers of both games think this safety aspect will appeal especially to women, traditionally an untapped market for the entertainment software industry," I find this amusing.
  • i find it amusing now, after you've pointed it out.