December 10, 2003

Fossil Penis Spam Scientists discover world's oldest fossilized penis. In other news, a revolutionary new pill promises to enlarge it. Spam scientists are still trying to figure out how to send unsolicited emails to dead five millimetre long crustaceans.
  • Colymbosathon ecplecticos, derived from the Greek for "astounding swimmer with large penis." What are you Scientists giggling about over there?!
  • At least it's not Large swimmer with astounding penis.
  • Is it too late to change my MoFi username to Colymbosathon ecplecticos?
  • It depends on whether or not you can swim.
  • Ah f8x, such a beautiful post. I can stop for the day now.