April 22, 2004
When blimps attack!
Kids, remember: be sure you lock up your blimp before goint to sleep.
Via MeFi, but
too funny too pass up.
13 years ago
floaty things in the middle of the night = bad.
*grabs baseball bat, hides under covers*
A classic. Nearly wet myself every time I read it. Thanks, Bevos!
Ever since the Hindenburg disaster I only travel by train.
You know, we need to do something about that
sidebar. I read this as:
A large, silent, menacing prescence floating toward you, a memo from Osama bin Laden, Conscientious Objector Policy Act.
Flip Flop Flippity-Floppity One man and his ads Crash Bonzai
... It adds context to the whole thing.
I had a housesitting gig years ago where a child's floating helium balloon set off the house alarm while I was at work. Yes, folks, I knew how to take care of the pool, the cat, and the sprinkler system, but I wasn't prepared for THE BALLOON.
The blimp which was up until this moment a fun toy here embarked on a career of evil.
Great story, Bevos. Really enjoyed that, thanks!
Yeah, this happened to me once. Fortunately the bullet only grazed my upstairs neighbor and he didn't press charges.
D'oh! First FPP, and I've got a freikin' typo.
At least it's made people laugh...:-D
I'm glad you posted, B-A-G! What are you angry about, how did you die, and were you the famous Bevis from the MTV?
No way, assmunch! He was, like, (scary voice)
killed on the Hinderblimp . . .
ahhehheh . huhheh. .hehhehuhehuh . . cool /Beavis
Ok, about my name: My school's mascot is
Bevo (a longhorn).
A couple months ago, my friend was taking an informal poll about when people thought he would die (he's pretty old), and that got me thinking about what he'd be like as a ghost...(dont' ask--there was a logical thought process that led up to this) Since he seems to be always sedated in public, I figured he'd need to get some of that enery out; plus, he probably wouldn't be too happy about being constantly drugged up:hense, he'd be angry. Add it all together, and you get BevosAngryGhost! While the current Bevo's not dead yet, I like to think that I'm more the spririt of Bevos past, all the way back to the
hmmm...maybe I should go put all of this in my profile...
ok, all done
i'd be angry too. apparently they ate Bevo I
wait wait wait . . they
a football score on this steer?? As a prank? And the university saved face by branding it into a word?? H . . holy crap that's mean.
good thing i've got this baseball bat and my sofa-cushion fort.
just over there . shhhhhh!
I needed this, Bevos -- brightened my day, thanks you.
Okay! This is good, I haven't even looked at the link yet and the comments already have me laughing. I needed this after homunculus' post, believe me.
True; According to Hom's post, all humans suck. At least in this one only Texans do. I heard that.
First of all, you
don't understand the full weight that football caries in Texas...it's like a second religion here. (For some it's more important than their first). Secondly,
didn't brand the score,
did (they're the Texas equivalent of the dumb blond). We just, um, "fixed" it.
We're not all wacko's:only the most vocal/noticable Texans are...
/weak defense of school & state
Before that, our mascot was a dog. Named Pig. He got run over.
BevosAngryGhost: I think somebody's trying to tell you Texans something...about mascots, that is.
oh I understand football in that region. Lawd, lawd do I understand football in that region. /fixes, loads shotgun
/fixes, loads shotgun
posted by pete_best at 12:28PM UTC on April 23
please don't hurt me...moo?
Big Hugs and Pop-Tarts at my house! Right Now!!!
YaAaAaAaaaaaAayyy!!! *spastic running towards
mmm...Pop-Tarts...Can we make sofa-cushion forts, too?
That sounds like fun
^Ghost-moo of happiness