April 12, 2004
Do Senators have a sense of humor?
Posing as a ten-year-old boy,
wrote in to each of the senators asking for their favorite joke.
Find out now which senator is the funniest
. Perhaps it may even swing your vote?
13 years ago
Rather enjoyed Senator Ben Nelson's, among others. An amusing link, genial, thank you.
, senators' jokes are on
Gotta love Santorum's
, though. What a tard. And, here's what Dan Savage had to say about it:
Thanks for sharing, DAS. Of course the Senator is dull and insipid -- anyone who walks around with his ass clenched as tightly as ol' Rick's butt is bound to be too distracted to enjoy or remember a good joke. You actually have to release muscles in your lower body when you laugh -- including some butt muscles, which is why some people cut one when they laugh. This Rick is constitutionally incapable of doing.
Don't you mean "What a turd?" Wonder what kind of mind would deem it necessary to state that he enjoys laughing.
"Although a favorite joke doesn't immediately come to mind, I do enjoy laughing.
You know. The rancorous cackles of unadulterated evil.
America's Unfunniest Senators Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) Senator Trent Lott (R-MS) Senator Arlen Specter (R-PA) Senator Ted Kennedy (D-MA)
Color me shocked.
Richard Lugar should be added to the Unfunniest list as well. He spoke at my commencement and a lot of parents were leaving because he was so boring. He didn't crack a joke, smile or address the graduating class at all. Instead he spoke on foreign policy for an hour.
Richard Lugar may be the best president we'll never have. *sob*
I hate laughing! Don't make me laugh! I'll cut you! *nervous twitch*
Rick Santorum's name is funny.