April 09, 2004

J.G.I.W.Y.P. Don't blame me, I got it from Esselle. It's a frightening world.
  • Best. Jeff.Goldblum.Post.Ever. (Remember "Ten-Speed and Brownshoe"? You do? Then you are ooolld like me..))
  • I knew it!
  • Complete with theme music.
  • What would be the worst Jeff Googblum post ever?
  • Sorry, I was using more fingers than I have.
  • I love it
  • Now I can't go poop!
  • I haven't experirenced a satifying B.M. since Howard went back to Vermont.
  • Jesus Christ. That is absolutely fucking amazing.
  • Ahh. Jeff Goldblum. Who can forget "Earth Girls are Easy" and "The Tall Guy"?
  • I'm totally going to do this.
  • 6 posters now up in Office bathrooms. Waiting to see reactions. Will Report Back.
  • The Internet never ceases to amaze me. You know, if we all put up 5 posters. I'm sure a news item will appear on Access Hollywood and ET.
  • I'm currently printing a shload of them and will carry them around in my satchel and post them in every W.C. I visit.
  • You guys are forgetting the best JG role of all... Powder. You gotta love a film with Goldblum and an albino.
  • Also, Trigger Happy is one of the worst films I have ever seen.
  • Let's not forgot he was the villian that Charles Bronson never found in Death Wish.