April 07, 2004
I love my Tatas!
Well, not really mine but... But I love
tatas... no, not yours, forks... neither yours, quidn... stay back!
12 years ago
Woops, NSFW! sorry!
on my honor, i promise, to love my tatas and
honor my belly
I thought this thread was all about the humble
, my mouth is UP HERE pal.
f8x broke Rule 6: Always check the comments before clicking on the link. There might be a NSFW warning...
again, I'm deeply sorry, the warning should have been on the FFP.
FPP, that's it.
forks : I've made my choice. Also, what was to be expected? It's about
for cripes sake.
This gives me an excellent opportunity to ask you all whether anyone would like to buy some fake breasts.
and speaking of tatas, do other countries have
Hmm, never heard of them. But they definitively look tasty! *googles for recipe*
SideDish: I used to eat Tater Tots in Mexico.
shotsy: Whaaaa!? how do they call it?
Nice site(s). But the female gender still has a way to go before our entire cultures revolve around one (or more) of
body parts. *flexes, eats an animal, represses a people*
: potitos maybe? :)
whadday know, tater tots
just turned 50
. unlike my tatas, which are nearly 44.
this sort of clique is nothing new...
existed long before "i love my tatas" did.
Now I remember, my mother makes those (or something like it). But we didn't call them
. Muchas gracias anyway,
But this site has much more style. Donchathink, trac?
...or at least has a more catchy name.
Lots of comments about a link with no tatas.
Your mother makes Tatas, Z? Is she quidnunc's supplier?
Err, I was referring to Tater Tots but, no. And thank you for asking...
There's some miniscule tatas on the banner page, Sullivan. You'll just need a magnifying glass. :) And who needs style, anyway? Not us!
Oh, sorry Z. I've just been thinking alot about tatas for some reason.
where are the gazelle-like tatas?
Zemat: I don't remember what the brand name was. We called them tater tots cuz we were proud imperialists. but potato in spanish is patata, so they could've been patatatots; which is, in my book, a far superior name.
Potatoes are also simply called Papas (which is more common in Mexico) so I would assume Tater tots would be called something like that. The ones I know are simply called
Tortas de Papa
, made with potato mass instead of pastry), which sounds more like a home recipe than a comercial name.
As an afficionado of said tatas, I was sorely disappointed to discover the site features glorified livejournal links in lieu of actual tatas. Damn you, zemat, damn you.
, in my vocabulary, means "sweet potato" and
is a regular potato. The patata-for-potato is one of those false cognates that trip up the unwary. I have no idea what tater tots are called in Spanish, they would probably be something like
croquetas de papa
To further derail, I'm reminded of grafitti that I saw in Caracas just before a visit from the pope:
A falta de pan, papa.
Try to stay on track, people! We're talking about tatas here. Beautiful, glorious, tatas. Go share your potato recipes in another thread!
(Now I'll get aroused every time I think of tater tots)
de Carabas: I do my best. But the NSFW tag means that the site could be interpreted as pr0n by overseeing bosses. Not that it's actual pr0n (but I, too, was dissapointed by the lack of tatas). I posted it because it's glorification of the slighty used word
amused me. ambrosia: you are right, you put me to shame. Therefore, I heart you. rocket88: I smell a new injoke... MonkeyFilter: Tater Tots & Cock Punch
Surreal moment: Having a small lesbian grab one of my pectoral muscles and announce, "your breasts are as big as mine!" (No, I don't have man-breasts)
No, I don't have man-breasts
Like I said, maybe I can help you out there.
Sidedish: 'tata tots turned 50! cOOl My 'tatas are 50, too. That's not nearly as exciting, though. Especially after the four tots. I used to be a 34B. Now I'm a 34 long. Hey, don't laugh, gravity and old age will get around to YOU, too.
I always wondered, do mens testicles distend with age in the same manner that women's breasts do?
? Help me out here?
forks: Why yes, yes they do. They droop over time. Eventually they can be used by grandchildren to play
Don't know about that, but they definitely get less symmetrical... or, uh, should I be getting some kind of check-up?
Thanks, rodgerd, my children are now looking at me funny, wondering why is mommy crying! Thanks for the laugh of the day!
, yes they do, but it takes several decades for that to happen (unless you play daily with them the way rodgerd suggested). Probably you won't care anymore by then. Put them in water for several minutes until the skin distends and you will see how they will look like.
Zemat: You forgot to tell him the hotter the water, the more he can see into the future. darshon: It
great, wasn't it? Rodgered nearly made me choke on my bagel--he deserves an award. Teeny tiny newborn baby boys have testicle sacs that are all shriveled up tight and sooooo cute--they're about the size and shape of an English walnut.
I vote rodgered gets the double walnut award!
This thread is gross, just gross. We start talking about breasts (and that's a BIG nono, just look at Janet Jackson! Or for your own good,
look at her), and then we go on to even
stuff! Balls! Next thing you know, we'll be talking about bollocks! Pshaw. Words fail me. You lot should be all locked up. Behind bars. In long white suits with sleeves that go all the way round. /Kaye Grogan
Hey, Gramma! You got pictures? So's we can make the award, I mean. Yeah, that's it.
do mens testicles distend with age in the same manner that women's breasts do?
OK, at the "risk" of further "derailment", I've heard that a human male's left testicle always hangs slightly higher than their right testicle; although in ancient Hellenic sculpture this asymmetry is reversed for some reason. If anyone could confirm or deny that (I'm too lazy to find out myself and I've got to go to a dinner party right now, which means I have to get some wine, and maybe olives, I'm not sure where, but anyway you don't really care so I'm sorry I mentioned it) I will gladly award them in pair of fake breasts as a prize.
Alnedra: Wait, you mean there is a difference between balls and ballocks? Quick, tell us.
Inquiring. Minds. Need. To. Know!
And it's just walnuts--use your
Or not. Quid: Wine and olives? Gruesome combination. But perhaps the idea of olives is subliminally related to the nature of this thread? And it's walnuts, man,
. Which actually go pretty good with wine, cheese, and fruit.
Wow. BlueHorse made the screen go crazy.
ARRRRRAGH!! Just shoot me now! I'm sorry Monkeys. Please don't take away my pile of banana peels.
BlueHorse, Yes, I know about hot water. But I don't wanna be sued for promoting self-emasculation practices. And, don't worry. Nobody is going to take away from you your banana peels... *looks perplexed at Bluehorse hugging the pile of smelly peels, then backs away*
quidnunc: I don't know if it's always on the same side... ...but the empirical evidence available to me suggests I have what I shall henceforth refer to as the "classic physique of antiquity". Anyway, the difference in height is probably to facilitate running, since it means they're less likely to knock together while slapping the thighs.
Rodgered: ummmm, I'm not sure if that's on the line of TMI or not ....
I was hoping I was stamping all over it...
Zemat: If you don't like old banana peels, can I have yours? There's a little project I have in mind .... Muhwahahahaha
BlueHorse is scaring me. *sniff*
rodgerd: good theory! BlueHorse: actually the combination worked quite well. So there! Neener! 913 (at last count) other monkeys: whatthefuck, no one is prepared to enter the quidnunc kid's incredible fake breast testicular trivia challenge!?! Time for my first "curious george" post ...