April 29, 2011
The monkeytail beard:
the hipness of the goatee in 1993 without any of the social acceptance.
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Personally, I would rather stuff the fat end of a tarsier into my right lughole and dangle its prehensile appendage over my lip than cultivate one of those monstrosities. But that's just me...
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I have enough trouble figuring out which way to part my (sparse) hair, let alone deciding whether to wear my facial hair left-handed or right-handed...
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And that's just facial hair. You ought to see what these fellas do with back hair!