February 02, 2011
Who needs online-dating?
As a rule, the ASPCA's advertising and promotion avoids the kind of controversy that (for example) PETA pursues. In light of that, its Valentines Day campaign for pet adoption is either immensely cute or rather creepy. (I guess it depends on what you're looking for in a date.)
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I'm going with cute... I'm convinced the relationship I have with the husky is probably more honest than any relationship I've had with a person!
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Yet I have seen a man walking his outsized poodle in New York City one time. You know this breed can be big. And they don't automagically come with frills. No little poofs above their paws. All of that. But this GIANT poodle had been trimmed at the back end... dare I say it? to look VERY like a split-tailed woman's butt. *You can't really make this stuff up!*
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I'm thinking it's just a bit too much. My biggest fear is that someone will choose to give a cutesy-wutesy puppy or fuzzy-wuzzy kitty as a V-day gift to their unprepared SO. Just saw a free Christmas horse on Craigslist that was not wanted by the wife. Don't surprise anyone with a live critter. Discuss first, and give them a get-out-of-pound-free ticket so they can choose their own tub o'lub. Otherwise, on with the belly rubs!! Dan, I'm not exactly sure what a S-TWB is, but I'm POSITIVE I don't want to know for sure.
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somebody looked a gift horse in the mouth...
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*snorts*