December 18, 2010

11 Strange D&D questions - culled from the archive of the Sage Advice column.
  • Only barbarians who doubt their own manhood would hesitate to eat quiche. Or wear pink tunics.
  • I keep trying to write something and it always ends up sounding like the Feminist Hulk twitter feed. So, you know, what they said
  • I thought the Rogues and Wizards ate all the quiche so the Barbarians couldn't get any. (Everything I know about D&D I learned from The Order of the Stick)
  • Wizards hide in caves to eat Jello with Cool Whip. Fact.