July 20, 2010

Do you have 18 monkeys in your pants or are you happy to see me? Man flew from Peru to Mexico with 18 Titi monkeys in his pants (actually in his girdle). Imagine the inhumanity, two monkeys were dead.
posted by Maven 13 years ago
  • Remember, monkeys, this is for your own good!
  • "The Girdle of Monkeys" sounds like something out of an RPG... or a Batman parody, the Simeon Utility Belt. And he was totally irresponsible; if you look at the label in every girdle, it says "Maximum Capacity: Seven Monkeys". Incredibly, that was also where they discovered the Horton Plains Slender Loris. I'm on a roll today. Or a horse.
  • Do you have 18 monkeys in your pants or are you happy to see me? Both.
  • You're happy to see me because you think I can help you get the 18 monkeys OUT of your pants, right?
  • OUT? Why would I want them out of my pants? They're better than quonsar's fish! I see what you're about; you want them for yourself. Keep your hands away from my pants-monkeys, fucker!
  • The ad just about writes itself: Pants-Monkey, the mini, personalized version of the Trunk-Monkey! (one to a customer only, please) All kidding aside, I think this fella ought to be stuffed head down inside a girdle worn by an irate gorilla with an flea problem. Those little Titi monkeys are too-too cute to be sadly mistreated in the sour undies of an slimy, underhanded monkey smuggler.
  • Monkeyfilter: Keep your hands away from my pants-monkeys, fucker!
  • Damn you moth, you beat me to it!
  • It was a dead giveaway that something was up when they saw him wearing this shirt...