January 05, 2009

Child elopers' Africa plan foiled Bless.
posted by Abiezer_Coppe 15 years ago
  • Awesome. I hope the parents weren't too hard on them.
  • ... packed bathing costumes, sunglasses and a lilo and headed for the airport. Wot's a lilo? Doesn't appear in the Concise OED.
  • Inflatable air bed thingy, for floating out to sea on and having to call out the coastguard, embarrassment all round.
  • Ta!
  • Awww, bless. They thought of everything, didn't they? Except the money and passports bit.
  • That is gorgeous. Kids are classic. Poor parents, though, argh.
  • The only thing they can thing of to do with their lives is get married? Ugh. At that age, I wanted to go to Africa to ride zebras.
  • Kid #1, who is six this month (wtf?) and Kid #2, who is 3 and a half, decided to get married the other day. To each other. They went to a wedding and decided weddings are cool.
  • I hope you explained to them about the incest.
  • My niece and nephew (now 6 and 5) have married themselves to each other any number of times. She even makes him dance with her a la Cinderella at the ball. He's kind of mortified about that part.
  • Hee! I haven't explained about incest to them yet; just laughed at them without explaining why. I'm working hard on their complexes.
  • Guilt. Best complex you can ever give a child. Jewish mothers rule.