October 29, 2008

The Google Image Search Blog. Does what it says on the tin. Unfortunately, no activity for about two years, but still.
posted by middleclasstool 15 years ago
  • One of my favorite pastimes when I'm bored. Brilliant.
  • My own. Search: gorippa (totally random). Results:
  • I got this link from a Twitter friend who briefly shared my fascination with innocent GIS terms that would lead to pictures of cock.
  • Why are you fascinated by pictures of cock?
  • He's a longstanding MoFi member?
  • We share a theory that any GIS term, with safesearch off, will ultimately show you cock if you click through enough results. So for a short while we had a competition to see who could come up with the most innocuous or weird search term that would result in photos of veiny stiffiness.
  • In a previous job, I needed an image of a North American Beaver. I googled VERY carefully. Until I got home then I just googled for 'big furry fanny
  • My internets safety check is "gay wombat porn". I occasionally google that exact phrase. I decided quite some time ago that if the phrase ever turned up actual gay wombat porn, I would give up on the internets completely. Since then I've changed my mind. I wouldn't now give up completely (I needs my fix! NOW! Gimme a WiFi jack in my SKULL!) but I would for damn sure feel a bit... different... about it, just knowing that it had finally come to that. You know what I'm talking about, right? The innocent picture you had at first, the "Well, golly gee, they'll never put THAT online, surely!" kind of Pollyanna-ish mindset that was smashed into utter destruction the first time you caught a glimpse of Goatse or tubgirl or that sort of thing? Well, I've been scarred by the internets, sure, but I'll not lose my hope for it so long as there is no gay wombat porn. Google advanced search turns up 4 links today, none of which are actually gay wombat porn. Hooray, internets. You are safe for one more day.
  • And now you've just made one more. Soon a meme will be born, swiftly followed by reality. I see throu your plan, you sick fuck.
  • Yes, but is gay wombat porn as good as otter bile?
  • Doesn't sting as much, in my experience.
  • / registers GayWombatPorn.com / buys camera / finds I cannot get wombats in N. Hemisphere / orders stale otters instead / but they deliver smelly badgers / finally has chance to use the line...     "Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"
  • Why are you fascinated by pictures of cock? posted by KevvinSevvin at 05:55AM UTC on October 29, 2008 He's a longstanding MoFi member? posted by tracicle at 05:59AM UTC on October 29, 2008 If I recall correctly, cock was one of our very first members (so to speak).
  • In a previous job, I needed an image of a North American Beaver. I googled VERY carefully. Until I got home then I just googled for 'big furry fanny... Dood -- you're on the wrong side! "Big furry fanny." Heh.
  • A gis for "monkeyfilter" turns up a naked lady on page two but no weener action at all. The closest seems to be a plate of sausages on page 48. An unquoted 'monkey filter' gets its first on page 16.
  • Um...if you click on the scary-looking, pale blue contraption that's the last one of the "turp" listings, it takes you here.
  • Did you know that, as of a few days ago, there were only 2 real clown porn videos available on the internet, both produced by the same company? You know, speaking of random searches turning up few results and all...
  • PLEASE tell me he makes balloon animals!
  • Dunno, TUM. Haven't found any clips online, and I'm not going to buy them. From the stills, however, there do appear to be balloon animals. Of course, if you weren't talking to me, then forget I said anything at all. I was never here.