August 11, 2008

• Am I a slacker? Well, I am a member here, so.... probably.
• I have no cupboard.
• So, so true. If we could only have back the hours we've spent worrying about how different from (and therefore inferior to) the "norm" we were!
• I am different from the Norm. He had his own bar stool. I do not. also people do not call out my name in recognition when I go into the bar.
• Cupboard's full.
• I shot Norm and hid him in my cupboard. That's why it's full, and that's why there's no Norm no more.
• Of course I is nermal.
• No bones in your cupboard, Grammy? Well that's what them thar doctors call "Old Mother Hubbard syndrome".
• I think the skeleton in my closet would look something like this. (youtube)
• I'm a loner by inclination. Made an effort to pick up on human psychology and doing pretty well. This is due to a lifetime observation that if you can figure out what people want, you can pretty much give them a push in the right direction. Usually they'll then shuffle off and leave you alone. Those who don't shuffle off after a good slather of what they're really after are pretty noticeably leaky buckets wanting high maintenance. From those I make tracks for my darkest closet to gnaw on the bones of the shit load of skeletons I've hidden in the darkest corner. Them bones taste pretty good after a few years moldering in the dark.
• Let's make out.
• Every reply I can think of to "Let's make out" coupled with "bones" and "Kitfisto" has had to be heavily censored. *gnaws bones*
• "Are you a slacker perv sicko with a skeleton in your cupboard?" Yes!
• Hot dang.