May 23, 2008

How to take a shower.

posted by polychrome 15 years ago

What's all this about coating the body with oil before you get in, and then coating it with lotion when you get out?
posted 15 years ago by Plegmund
Reminds me of this MST3K short. (youtube)
posted 15 years ago by The Underpants Monster
Their use of the definite article "the" ("coat the body with oil," "clean the hands") is freaking me out.
posted 15 years ago by mechagrue
No word of a lie, I once had a roommate who applied deodorant before he went to shower. It was a long year.
posted 15 years ago by Capt. Renault
And when can I pee? That's not covered...
posted 15 years ago by Capt. Renault
Wasn't this already covered in Silence of the Lambs? I mean, EVERYONE knows that it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again. Duhhhhh.....
posted 15 years ago by Debaser626
"coat the body with oil" (what kind of oil?) "if skin is oily" (does that include if I've covered my skin in mazzola oil in step 1?) Also, I think this article needs better photos, not just line drawings.
posted 15 years ago by Sloot
*rubs oil all over body, realizes it's late, puts on clothes and runs to work*
posted 15 years ago by Flagpole
I use PAM. You can just spray it on before the shower then. *watches flock of cats follow flaggy to work*
posted 15 years ago by Lara
I was momentarily interested when I saw that the cover of the "How to Take a Shower" issue featured Jessica Alba. Too bad...it could have been a great article.
posted 15 years ago by rocket88
How to what? *sniffs pits*
posted 15 years ago by petebest

Monkeyfilter

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May 23, 2008