April 29, 2008

• I'm trying to quit, but not cold turkey. Just gonna tapir off.
• tapired for his pleasure... and hers!
• Every day is Tapir day. Monkeys + Tapirs BFF!!!
• Not at the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey, they weren't.
• I've always wanted to be snuffled by a tapir.
• Should poor wee Kira have to be banished from the Bashi household, perhaps you could adopt a Tapir.
• Aye but it's a great day tae peer at a tapir.
• ACFTW And the tapirs - Ooooooo, oogy-woogy schnookumseses!
• Male Tapirs have enormous schlongs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R1fKCbXRmg NSFW if Tapir schlong is considered NWS. I wish I were a Tapir.
• Was that recorded on a videotapir?
• oops, my tapered tapir comment came a little early... scroll back up for my witty retort to Capn_Marrrrk
• If you wanted to stick one of these little females to a tree, would it be easier to glue her or ... staple her?
• riveter.
• A few years ago, the zoo in my home town of Hamilton let you feed the tapirs (they don't any more). They would snuffle out of your hand with their funny noses and let you scratch their heads. They were adorable.
• OOOOOOOOOh, thinks of snorgling a tapir and dies of the squeeeeeee...
• /hed asplodes
• New Tapir Species Discovered in the Amazon, Largest New Species Named This Century
• Whoo-hooo! I lubs me some tapirs. Want to rub schnozes with them. At seven hundred pounds, they must be pretty good at tip-toeing around.
• For your delectation: Who wouldn't love a face like this!