March 29, 2008

Jedi Master beaten up by drunken Darth Vader during TV interview.
  • So much hairdresser hate... I guess Vader really has no use for them...
  • I know the guy said it was serious, but it was damned funny to my sleep-deprived mind.
  • The fact that he was wearing a garbage bag instead of a cape was what sent it over the edge into funny-no-matter-who-got-hurt-land.
  • Based on the teachings of Yoda, the crinkly green dwarf of the films, the "church" has a branch in Florida and plans to open another in the Philippines. Florida and the Philippines, Yoda has not mentioned.
  • Praise be to Yoda nobody was actually hurt--stunned with a phaser hit with a light sword!
  • The fact that he was wearing a garbage bag instead of a cape was what sent it over the edge into funny-no-matter-who-got-hurt-land. IAWTC. I mean, I know just yesterday I was pretty pleased that Sophie Lancaster's killers were convicted of murder. That makes me worry that this is a contradictory feeling. But I just can't help being amused. I'd add that what makes even funnier than that is that it happened while the Jedi guy was being interviewed for a documentary. Avoid publicity you must, if caught by Lord Vader you wish not to be! Also, it calls to mind: "His Vader costume was just rubbish." *ducks*
  • I think we have a suspect.
  • The Jedi "religion" was born as a joke in the 2001 census, when almost 400,000 people claimed to believe in the Jedi faith. I was on exchange in Reading back then...and I am proud to have been counted as a Jedi. :)
  • *hides garbage bag and crutch*
  • Update
  • Hughes admitted two charges of common assault. A most UNcommon assault, surely.
  • Jedi Gym