October 23, 2007

Condom Testers Wanted: Apply Inside. "Are you a sexual intercourse enthusiast? Are you the kind of person who doesn't mind winning $1000?" Durex is looking for some fellows with a head to please.
posted by Capt. Renault 16 years ago
  • It would be kind of cool if they wanted people to test condoms for purposes other than their intended. Like, test the condoms as water balloons or as sling shot bands, maybe even testing the condoms on their application as Halloween costume accessories (zombie intestines, mutant nose, whatever). Anybody want to do that contest with me? We could blog it and become internet sensations, maybe even, dare I to dream it, MoFi FPPs?
  • Hey, if you had that job could you get workman's comp for ED?
  • Who's Ed?
  • "Condom Tester". Right. This is just an underhanded marketing ploy. "No really, babe, I'm an Official Condom Tester, wanna see my badge"?
  • While you're all out there testing condoms, I volunteer to be the control group.
  • Pepsi goo.
  • Durex condoms break if you look at them funny.
  • "Sexual intercourse enthusiast" is the new "pree-vert."
  • Unfortunately, I often find myself in the SIE For Yourself camp.
  • Verbminx, I'm afraid your comment put some strange and amusing pictures into my mind. Now get them out.
  • Why do they want specifically canadians? Is there, like, some world conspiracy to make sure they can't breed?
  • Shhhhh!
  • I'm actually allergic to something (not the latex) in Durex. That was probably TMI...
  • *scribbles in notebook*
  • I had a job as a condom taster for several months a few years back. Sometimes when I listen to the B-side of Wham!'s "Make It Big" I can still taste the banana flavor.
  • Are Durex condoms made with 100% durham wheat, or is it cut with cornstarch?