July 12, 2007

• They're not kept in cages, which is a good sign. If the elephants were docile, which seems to be the case, then its likely they're fairly happy. Elephants go apeshit if they are unhappy. Is this Canada or UK?
• Nellie the elephant packed her trunk And said goodbye to the circus Off she went with a trumpety-trump Trump trump TRUMP!
• 'phants in the 'burbs. This prompts me to questions: How many elephants can you get in an SUV? And how do you know an elephant's been using your bar-b-que grill?
• It's just north of Toronto, Chy. Governor Simcoe took out his homesickness on the landscape.
• I thought for a moment it might have been the UK Newmarket. Rather stupid, really.
• More info here. Also, I wanna elephant named Bunny.
• This is a cute story. I would have liked to have been the passerby who spotted them....that would have been too much fun.
• How many elephants can you get in an SUV? Um, one but a really small one....right? And how do you know an elephant's been using your bar-b-que grill? From the elephant paw prints. I'm pretty sure that's the right answer. Next!
• Now with priceless 911 call, with the disbelieving dispatcher asking how large the elephants are, and the subsequent police radio jibber-jabber. Awesome. Not to be missed!
• Video.
• Swiss couple on safari has close encounters of the elephant kind
• Wild elephants stroll through hotel reception
• Fantastic! More pics.
• "Where can I find a porter for my trunk?" HAH!
• What did I drink last night?
• "You know what this place needs? Someone to tickle the ivories!" HAH!
• Who gave a home to elephant Sheila? The search is on for the kind guardian who adopted a baby elephant and brought her up in her back garden in north Belfast during World War II.