April 01, 2007

Gay man in 'bashing the bishop" suit The Bishop of Hereford is being taken to an industrial tribunal by a man who claims he was refused a job as a youth worker because he is gay.
  • So it turns out that the great and the good of the Church of England are a bunch of hypocritical, sanctimonious, joyless bastards? Who'd have guessed?
  • Bishop of Bath and Wells: You see I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, or mineral, I'll do anything to anything. Blackadder: Ah, fine words for a bishop. Nice to hear the Church speaking out on social issues. Bishop of Bath and Wells: You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity‚Ķ Have you ever considered a career in the church? Blackadder: Yes, but I couldn't get used to the underwear.