Ah say ah say I keep pitchin' em boy, but you ain't catchin' em.
As much as it pains me to do so, this guy is equivocating when it comes to Dubya. By his definition of "chickenhawk", Dubya really does NOT qualify as one. The explanation he gives is total rationalization.
Oh, and the guy's name is [b]Fowle[/b]...hahahahahha!
I'll never look at him the same way again.
The intrusive-question-we-have-no-right-to-ask-but-will-anyway is, then, was that the source of the 'back problems' that led to the botched surgery which led to the prescription drug addiction?
Not that I really care.
Rush Limbaugh avoided the draft via an anal cysta boil on his bum.
Heh.
But it wasn't a draft board that examined him (according to the article). It was simply a note from his doctor stating such.
"Please excuse little Rushy from baseball practice. He has partially hematated flooforia."
Which, one would could surmise, is the groundwork behavior for future doctor manipulation nee shopping.
A theory presented here purely as entertainment, and not a sanctioned postion statement, of course. Please - no wagering.
He went by 'Rusty' then, pete. "Please excuse little Rusty from baseball practice."
But a giant asshole like that is bound to have something wrong with it.
Hey-O!
(Fes, forgive me. I couldn't resist. Please don't go.)
Relax, I find Limbaugh to be as hypocritical and rediculous as you likely do. Ass boil indeed, goodly christ. It could easily be that the man and the river are different now, but that is a particularly ignoble way of shirking one's duty.
However, I wouldn't necessarily dismiss commentators on any subject out of hand due to lack of direct experience in the subject. It's both undemocratic and it stifles free expression. We all comment about the economy, after all, but most of us have very little insight or education on how it works. Refute vigorously, but let everyone speak.
C'est trop facile quand les guerres sont finies
D'aller gueuler que c'était la dernière
Ami bourgeois vous me faites envie
Vous ne voyez donc point vos cimetières?
Tais-toi donc, grand Jacques
Laisse-les donc crier
Laisse-les pleurer de joie
Toi qui ne fus même pas soldat
Once again, as a public service, I present the BabelFish translation of this moving poem:
It is too easy when the wars are finished
Going gueuler that it was last
The middle-class Friend you make me desire
You thus do not see your cemeteries?
Thus keep silent yourself, large Jack.
Laisse them thus to shout
Laisse to cry them of joy
You which was not even soldier
Actually, that's not half bad.
I couldn't prove it, but I always knew Limbaugh was an anal cyst!
here, let me clean up that translation a little:
It's too easy when war is done
To say that it was the last
My Bourgeois friend, you make me wish-
Don't you see the damned cemetaries?
Shut the hell up, big Jack.
Let them go and yell,
Let them cry from joy...
You, who was never even a soldier.
sorry- second line- "To go and say it was the last"
I must hang out in the wrong places; a chickenhawk is a pedophile as I've known it.
dxlifer, that was always my understand of that phrase too!
So - now we have pedophiles with political agendas, perhaps?
an anal cysta boil on his bum. Heh.