January 03, 2007

Giant Rabbits. Prize winning giant rabbits. Giant rabbits need your help. Beware the giant rabbit.
  • Terrifying.
  • Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
  • Me likey.
  • Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So! Brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further . . . for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!
  • Jesus.. that last one... it's the Rabbit of the Baskervilles.
  • That's the one that makes me laugh and laugh and laugh... Just the way those feet are dangling... and knowing that the rabbit is letting the guy get away with it for now, but the second he turns his head, WHAMMO!
  • Myyyeeeeahh . . he don't know him vewwy well, do he?
  • That's a lotta hassenpfeffer!
  • Nooooo !
  • Oh Yesssss.
  • ...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits... in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [Whereupon the friar is urged, "skip ahead a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
  • 1... 2... 5...
  • Three sir!
  • Death with big, pointy teeth! For sale!
  • I so need to add those slippers to my "stuffies of death" collection. (two of my children were trying to kill me last weekend, couldn't figure out if it was strepto p or rhiny-poo, cute things!)
  • What? No links to "Night of the Lepus"? Shame!
  • Monster Bunnies For North Korea One rabbit provides a filling meal for eight people. There are a variety of recipes such as rabbit leg or rabbit roulade. No one buys rabbit fur anymore though, I just throw that in the bin...
  • See also.
  • Missed that one, I did! Thanks, RTD.