November 09, 2006
A Fiery End
No words do justice to the imbecility of this act.
11 years ago
This was nowhere near what I had expected. Scorched colon! Say no more. Move over gerbiling, papa's got a brand new bag!
Oh, like you guys could do better.
Ah, so he placed the rocket in his ass, pointing *up*. At first I thought he took one of those rockets with the stick on it that you fire out of a bottle, stuck the stick in his date, & launched it *out*. Because, you know, I've done that, & it was fine.
Monkeyfilter: I've done that, & it was fine
Holy sheeez... the guy
is a soldier that just returned form Iraq.
You can see some video there. Darwin winner of the year, no contest.
He's gonna have to try harder than that.
But it brings up an interesting question -- would you rather stick a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket up your ass, or bottom for a horse?
The BBC is just trying to get cheap laughs by using such filthy words as backside, botty, and bum, right? I am sure all right thinking men shall see through their flimsy
Not to be used to unblock toilets.
I preferred the urinal craze.
Too bad he would have to die to qualify for a Darwin, but there's always next year. I wonder how many people's last words were "Hey, guys! Watch this!".
They forgot to mention that in the Jackass movie, the rocket was tied to the end of another guy's penis. Which took homoeroticism to a whole new, disturbing level.
To qualify for Darwin, you either have to die or have your "wedding tackle" removed or [enter some fate that we do not want to think about].
I think this counts then.