November 07, 2006
When you absolutely, positively must have safe sex immediately.
es el Queso
10 years ago
Hey, anything that makes safe sex easier is a good thing!
Although, by all rights they should have shortened "Pronto Condoms" to "PronDoms." Or "Pr0nDoms."
Well, I yanks on me rubber, in the wink of an eye No time for rolling like an old-school guy There's one little problem with this fancy new device: the corners of the wrapper that julienne and slice.
...and the snap effect at the end
There's even a brief tutorial on how to have sex: "Initially it will require a bit of concentration, but take it slowly in the first few times and the process will soon come naturally. You may want to test one on a broomstick or a water bottle first, ‘to get the hang of it’." Seems a little presumptuous of them, really.
Let’s face it, using an ordinary condom is a real pain in the butt.
Ah, well... not that there's anything wrong with it. And. after watching that video, don't know... those CLACK CLACKs sound too threatening around such a delicate area. Yes, what about those rigid snapping edges, scratching skin or the latex?
Polite golf clap for fish tick
Is it spring-loaded?
this is a good idea.
Don't need that phancy schmancy stuff, I just keep one on at all times.
I guess hard scratchy plastic thingys are a good form of birth control... just not the form you intended.
Cool. Let me know when they develop a French Ticklered version.
For multiple orgasms that really can't run out,
try a cork
The coy, little ties that hold in place the plugs in that IVD device diagram just don't give me any ressurance... *shudders at the idea of big, ugly staples holding the gizoms in place*
That was really good, but their choice of a prop was very poor. I mean, seriously, no one has a penis that big.
Those would be to pull the puppy out is all. Threaded corks that fit tight, right?
If your gizoms need to be held in place you have more troubles than birth control.
I love the crunchy sound in the demo. Reminds me of someone eating a pickle.
Or like a saltine cracker.