June 08, 2006
Gentlemen, start your thetans
Scientology is not the first religion to make its way into racing.
Morgan Shepherd has competed the past few years in the No. 89 Victory in Jesus Racing Ministries car. NASCAR had to sign off on his paint scheme, and refused to let his first offering onto the track before finally agreeing to allow the message "Racing With Jesus" onto the hood of the car.
And in 2004, Bobby Labonte drove the season-opening Daytona 500 in a car that advertised Mel Gibson's movie "The Passion of The Christ."
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Gentlemen, hold your wallets.
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Jesus built my hot rod, so I can take these clowns.
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ding-a-ding-dang-a-dang-a-long-ling-long
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If I had the money, I would sponsor a car on which can be found DC-8s with rockets instead of jet engines, and a simplified Xenu logo.
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saw this advertised on the telly last night.... Andover Tractor Trailer Training School must be quaking in their boots.
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W W J D What Would Jesus Drive?
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Now that's one crash I'll be watching for ...
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But what about these. They're everywhere around here!
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You might say they're OMNIPRESENT! HAHAHAHA oh my!
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This race car sponsored by Operation Clambake.
"It's valve-snapping fast!"
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BTW: If you ain't done read this, do so now. My personal savior is Batman.
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They really need a nice air freshener
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Days of Thunder (Lightning, Fire and Brimstone)