June 05, 2006
11 years ago
I understand you have to wrap guinea pigs in tape, to prevent them from exploding.
Okay I'm gonna go out and come in again.
That's what Sooty said! Boom! Boom!
This thread NSFW, but too late now. Hmph.
... and to think it all happened in Pontypridd where folk assume little of interest occurs or ever did
. It was in 2000, so I'm afraid he's probably slightly past it by now.
randy pig! everybody run here comes Sooty hellbent on fun!
Owner finds pelting jukebox with Sooty causes it to play the song he wants on demand.
"Oh my! You're a guinea pig!"
You're another! And so's your mother! *dejas-vodooed*
You remind me of the pig.
The pig with the power.
The power of deja-voodoo.
You do...remind me of the
Argh! Nobody expects a Spanish Main Pi-rat pig!!!
Most. Awesomest. Guinea. Pig. Ever.
I think that we shall nevar C another pi-rat half so twee
This bloke is Captain Wavy Gravy from the Cavy Navy.
Did someone say Twee?
My girls think
is cuter than Sooty.
i always hated guinea pigs, but now one has earned my respec'.
Aww Der Bingle croons 'em into butter eh?
Mmmm, Guinea pigs served hot with butter. That's better than pitbull jerky!!
They *are* good eating.
Leopards say the same thing about monkeys, alas.
They are more to be pit-bullied than tonsured, though.
I'd rather wear a stupid hat Than be devoured by a jungle cat. Guinea Pig!
"The man shouted '
God will save me, if he exists
', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said. Ouch.
He made his bed, he has to li-on it.
God - 0 Lions - 1
It's 'cos lions have blood, which is full of iron. Iron to God is like kryptonite to Superman. See: Judges 1:19
petebest, thanks for that article! now when I argue with stupid religious people I have a solid empirical experiment to reference as final evidence that god does not exist! thank you stupid russian man!!
I'm not calling petebest a stupid russian man, um, I was referring to the man in the article linked to
petebest, who, to the best of my knowledge, is not russian.
Yeah petebest you goddam Ukrainian hoser.
pete_great is the Russian one, isn't he?
we are not now, nor have we ever been, a member of the Russian people, with the exception of that one time with the vodka and the furry hats and the kicking and the dancing, m'whAY.
I have a solid empirical experiment to reference as final evidence that god does not exist!
Or that crazy people and lions don't mix.
pete_great was Russian and a tall old thing was he fred_great was Prussian and came before Germany
al_great was macedonian and conquered lands far away con_great was a roman and gave the store away
cath_great (say the ruder) Quite fancied the horses hen_eight was a Tudor Who fancied divorces
And the goal goes to TUM.
with the vodka and the furry hats
PETE! You bastard.!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SOOTY!!
It was a guinea-pig free hat GramMa. It was lovingly crafted by artisans from a small Peruvian village out of quid's back hair.
I don't ever want to hear the words "lovingly" and "back hair" in the same sentence again...