May 24, 2006

Golden Girls Turn Hobos Into Cold Hard Cash. Are they the Burke and Hare of the AARP set, or just another example of geezers gone wild? via
posted by maryh 17 years ago
  • keep an eye on those wild geezers flyin' high with 3.4 million... maryh, glad you're back, I missed ye!
  • Aw, thanx Bees! Same here.
  • Hit and runs? I thought homemade elderberry wine (a gallon mixed with a teaspoonful of arsenic, a half-teaspoon of strychnine and a "pinch of cyanide") was more the traditional method.
  • This is a total Frank Capra remake - I won't let them ruin the classics! Anyone else feel ripped off?
  • I am more concerned with the geezerness of all this; women being geezers is not a thought I'd formerly have. But, of course, it makes perfect sense if guys are now geysers. *spouts off*
  • ...every fifteen minutes like clockwork...
  • *enters mumbling and gnashing dentures Yah young'ns have no respect. No respect, I say! *exits flailing with cane
  • Get off my lawn!! *guns engine menacingly*
  • I was only poking the bees nest, GramMa... can I have my toys back now?