The 'Bashi Thread President Saparmurat Niyazov - or Turkmenbashi, as he likes to be known - has just banned long hair. And beards. It's not the first slightly eccentric ruling that the Turkmenistan dictator has introduced (he likes melons, it seems.) Cobblers! It's not all fun and games, though.
But at least it's not Uzbekistan. There's technically a self-link in there, but 'tis only something I had to rescue from a google cache. No ads for my new credit card service.