February 03, 2006

Puppy Bowl II: The Cutening At last, with the beginning of the new year, fans from all over gather in front of the magic box to witness the culmination of what has to have been one of the most exciting seasons in recent memory. Yes Puppy Bowl will inspire, delight, and awe as this year's Players vie for the coveted MVP status. Did we mention that the underlying fuction is to promote Pet Adoption and Awareness?

My adopted pups and I will be tuning in for sure. I got the DVD of last year's and it's truly magical. Hypnotic in a good way for toddlers and stoners alike. So get out the bong and the lobster bib, teh Cut3niss is about to begin! I've also heard that ABC will have some sort of sports show on in tribute at that time

  • That Danny has all the appearance of having been Up To Something. I don't trust him - test his urine at once!
  • OOOOOOOOOOOOH, PUPPIEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!
  • Puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies PUPPIEEEEEEEEEES!
  • 1-2-3-4, I declare a kitten war!
  • they they chew out the toes of our dirty socks and savage our feet with each step we walks they sometimes gnaw our shoes they leave unexpected puddles ere they gobble down their kibbles and of course they poos and poos
  • Man, those look like good eatin'.
  • What, the poos? *helps MCT set down his White Lightnin'*
  • *sets up tivo*
  • Weeeeee! I watched Puppy Bowl I last year, and it was soooo cute and good! When the puppies go to the bathroom on the "field," a guy in a referee costume comes out, declares a penalty, and cleans up the mess :)
  • Squeee!
  • ...Who names a poodle Barry?
  • I have no idea what the rules are, but if distance travelled counts, that poodle is a sure winner. Unless one of the springers gets a lucky neck-snapping bite in, of course.
  • un-! Cutest evar!
  • Dang! We don't get Animal Planet here. My money's on Badger for game MVP though.
  • You can get the DVD afterward tho. Good stuff, that.
  • C'mon Barry has got to get MVP - have you seen that poodle's gameplay? I wanna puppy! Stupid Japanese apartment rules...grumble, grumble
  • I feel for you, gomi, my desire for a kitten--just one little tiny fuzzy squeaking kitty--has been immense lately. regular visits to that despicably cute website aren't helping at all :(
  • aaaaaaaarrrrrgh overload! overload!
  • Kitteeeeeeeeeeees!
  • No! No! It's pupp- Who let that cat in here?! It's puppies! Not cats! Get! Get! although your local animal shelter does have their fair share of cute kittens and loveable cats, so please adopt one today or spay/neuter the one you have and then adopt another one but only if you're a good person and animal parent.
  • Don't be haters! This year they're having the Bissell Kitty Halftime Show... so equal opportunity chances to melt into puddles of goo for all! Vote Barry for MVP. I mean, honestly: "Barry"
  • I voted for Barry! Vote Barry for MVP!!!! Go Bazza GOOOOOOOOOO!
  • No way I'm an Agatha booster all the way. whoza cute witty fuzzy buzzy tukky wukky girl? Who is that?? Yes it's you! It's you yes it is! kitchy kitchy you sweetheart! Yes you are so good!
  • No doubt Louie will be hard to stop at wide retriever.
  • I used to have a springer spaniel, and he was the sweetest, best trained dog ever. With fuzzy ears.
  • Tab and Louie got it down, people.
  • I gotta hand it to Barry, he is showing up. But I'm still an Agatha fan, although they didn't play her as much in the second half. Kitty halftime was a great addition this year. I think they learned a few things about editing from last year - i see some more creative audio edits like crowd noise swells when the tug-o-war begins in earnest and that kinda thing.
  • Kitty halftime was the best thing EVAR!!! I was squealing, I was writhing. the cute the cute!!!
  • Yes, it was overwhelmingly cute. I look forward to Puppy Bowl III.
  • Although when you think about it it's not fair because those kittens were playing under the influence of cuteness enhancing drugs, a.k.a. catniptoids.
  • Is there a dognip version of catnip? Maybe some kind of herb that smells like socks and crotches?
  • I get dognipped all the time, even when I use the "get down!" magical spell.
  • Yes, but petebest, you chose a terriorist. Actually, I though Kitty Halftime was just sort of ok. They needed Siamese mixes to up the crazy quotient. And, forgive me, but I got really bored with the puppy thing when Barry wasn't riling things up. Dogs chewing on toys isn't all that interesting. And the "bowl cam?" That seemed like an act of desperation.
  • Okay I admit they went to Bowl Cam a bit too often, but really it's the zen of low-budget puppy TV that attracts, and the frequent cuts to BowlCam were working against that. If they were on top of things, they'd have thrown a rubber ball in there a few times and strapped a camera onto one of the cats.
  • Why doesn't the UK have this!!?? *writes to MP*
  • TEH KUTE! TEH KUTE! I want to poke da widdle belly.
  • Anyone else ready for a glass of cockerpunch?
  • > Is there a dognip version of catnip? i've always understood that anise (aniseed/licorice) is very enticing for dogs, but i've never seen the same extent of effects as catnip has on cats. my friend's dog was completely uninterested in the anise plant i once brought it.
  • Danny! Boy! Danny! Boy!
  • What do dogs have that no other animal has? PUPPIEEEEEEEES!
  • I simply can't believe that Barry is only 5th in the MVP rankings. He would have carried the whole game!
  • Barry kicked so much puppy bootie.
  • They benched him, and his black co-conspirator, in the last half, or quarter, or something. I think the producers were beagle lovers.
  • lookin' forward to the kitten half-time show myself :D
  • OH my GOD, this has brought our newsroom to a standstill. If something crossed the wires about Barack Obama revealing himself to be the forerunner of a massive alien invasion, we'd all still be clustered around the monitors going "OOOOOHHHH PUPPIEEEEES!!!"
  • oh, that was a lot of squee to handle at once. but we managed.
  • Don't give away the ending - I still have it taped
  • That was the best part of the day.
  • The referee dude- wow, just wow. I can imagine his reaction on being confronted with the reality of all that that job entails shortly after they had just said "Yes, Mr. Smith, congratulations, you are going to be on national TV!!"
  • Can I just say that animals should not be entertainment? Just had to get that in there
  • Way to cancel the Internet, pete.
  • *suggests we make a LOLPetesBest site to protect teh annimuls*
  • sumbudy stole petes buckit!
  • I can has drum kit?
  • Uno the Beagle Wins Early at Westminster OK, I don't normally watch dog shows, but I flipped by as Uno was competing last night and as a beagle fan I was chuffed. (We've had them in the family off and on for generations.) He's the first beagle to win Best Hound since 1939. I was as charmed as the judge.
  • You're right, Pete! It was really mean of those Animal Planet people to put those puppies in a big room with a bunch of toys, and film the results. For shame! I was very sad to have missed the half-time show. Why oh why won't they re-broadcast Puppy Bowl? I watched clips on the official site, but it's not the same.
  • How big of a back yard would I need to keep a beagle or a beagle cross-breed?
  • Uno Takes "Best in Show!" Woo-hoo! Go hound dogs!
  • Roryk, the National Beagle Club has some FAQ's about beagles and outdoor exercise. My mother's beagle is indoors most of the time, but she's an older dog so YDMMV.
  • Celebrate the Summer Olympics with Puppy Games, 2008. Premieres next Friday, August 8, at 6PM Eastern/Pacific.
  • Puppy Bowl Puppy Bowl PUPPY BOWL!!!! (With kitten half-time show.) Sunday, 3PM, Animal Planet.