February 03, 2006

Turkmenbashi the Bastard
Saparmurat Niyazov, the leader of Turkmenistan, ordered to stop paying pensions to more than 100,000 old people, that is, to approximately 1/3 of retired. Other 200,000 people will get their pensions, which ranged from $10 to $90, cut more than by half.

Can this man do anything wrong, though?

  • *Smacks Skrik with copy of the Rukhnama*
  • And he doesn't even have a cool hat like that Nepalese dude. B@$+@rd
  • I read elsewhere a babelfish-translated article which said some pensioners would even have to repay what they'd previously received.
  • o what fun to be a bashi! who can miss no opportunity to do something abysmally trashy to those with little cachet and almost nothing tucked away for a raining, spirit-draining, read the Rukhnama and rot-your-brain-away, Turkmenistan kinda day no, my people need no doctirs no hospitals or nurses for there's nothing wrong with them save for reading my vile verses! kick out the teachers and shut the schools! while I fill the desert with useless swimming pools
  • Bushy's a liar Bashi's a swine Each one should be fired For each of their crimes
  • Once again glad I live in Americanistan instead of Turkmenistan. Cutting the pensions seems a bastardly thing to do, even for a guy as loopy as the 'Bashi.
  • Being a leader is a lot of hard work. Making hard decisions like that is hard work. A leader can't keep everyone happy. A true leader pisses off the people who can hurt him least.
  • ??
  • I hope he chokes
  • On a giant-sized, bulgarian cock!
  • Who's going to stop him? Who going to tell him no? The Russians look the other way. And so does the expedient USA. Bashi is a Turkman. Bashi is a thief. His people know great suffering for Bashi's brought 'em grief.
  • Maybe our president should send him a bag of pretzels.
  • Sorry, petebest. I was making a weird,left-field attack on Bush. If it was lost on you, then I fear that no one got it. I hang my head in shame.
  • Ohhhh - I get it now bernockle. It was the absence of "Terra" that threw me . . . Or perhaps an abundance of scotch - not sure which.
  • New news about our favourite dictator. See, he's not such a bad guy after all! His subjects (at least the ones worth talking about) just needed the right incentive!