January 31, 2006

As mothninja says Have at it.
  • Oh, I just can't think of anything.
  • HOW DARE YOU! That man is our elected glorious leader, and just cos it looks like he's sucking on a big white plastic cock is no reason to disrespect him! *shocked*
  • /me has no vote in the UK.
  • Do you reckon he made gagging noises?
  • Perhaps that's a reflex he can supress.
  • Somebody did a good job of airbrushing Bush out. Hope he kept the dresssuit. It might come in handy for the impeachment.
  • That's not a cock, kitfisto. That's a practice cock. He's brushing up his technique for his next meeting with Bush.
  • damn you swbm you bastard you scooped my joke
  • I saw this this morning in the paper, and I was going to photoshop it exactly as you suggested, but then I thought about the mountains of gay pornography I would have to sift through to find the perfect source image, and I decided it probably wasn't worth the effort.
  • >Perhaps that's a reflex he can supress. Now that's a great line.
  • That's a practice cock. He's brushing up his technique for his next meeting with Bush. Rice.
  • Oh, it wasn't even funny - until someone brought the U.S. into it! Now I get it - he's a COCKSUCKER! Like all you Americans!
  • Wasn't one of the Republican complaints back a few years ago that Blair was Clinton's personal asskisser? The man shows a remarkable geniality. As well as a propensity to move, er, forward in all areas of his endeavor.
  • Anyone know if it's a giant peace-shooter he's trying to blow?
  • Now I get it - he's a COCKSUCKER! Like all you Americans! Yeah, just keep talking, Frenchy.
  • So... really, what's in his mouth?
  • And why is it sticking in that woman's hair?
  • Lollipop lollipop oh lolly lolly lolly
  • Y'know, it would seem that this would be almost too easy, but at the moment, I got nothin'.
  • Maybe it's a blow tickler.
  • Yeah, just keep talking, Frenchy. Je suis BELGE - vous barbare - mon semblale - mon frère!
  • Is that a super-jumbo tampon applicator?
  • It looks like one of those asthma breath meter things. I forget what they're called. I have one and never use it -- you can see why.
  • The woman in the background is obviously as bemused as the rest of you. It's the vacuum cleaner he sucked off the night before.
  • Take it like a Bliar.
  • Practising for the next he meets with Bush, I suppose.
  • Je suis BELGE - vous barbare - mon semblale - mon frère! I don't care what you like to shove up your arse, much less the name of the clown you fellate while you do it. Keep your goose-stepping Nazi sprechen-Sie-Deutsch butt off of my American Monkeyfilter!
  • C'est n'est pas une pipe
  • Keep your goose-stepping Nazi sprechen-Sie-Deutsch butt off of my American Monkeyfilter! Goddamit, you wouldn't be dissin' me if we still had the Congo.
  • We lost the Congo? Gads, my ivory.
  • *applause*
  • We lost the Congo? Gads, my ivory Yep - and all that fucking about with the Hutus and the Tutsis in Rwanda didn't turn out so great either.
  • It looks like one of those asthma breath meter things. I forget what they're called. I have one and never use it -- you can see why. Peak flow meter.
  • I totally would have thought that'd be something else.
  • I think he's huffing nitrous oxide ;)
  • Look, Commie, we don't have time for your raindances or your gold-plated slippers or your elephants or your Martian technology or your adobe huts made out of jackalope dung. Just go back to speaking Fusili or whatever it is you fuckers talk over there in HugAPinkoville and maybe we won't bomb you. Thanks in advance.
  • Thanks, BBF.
  • How appropriate - Parliament says, "suck it, Blair".
  • "gee this tube tastes delicious!"

  • Monkeys!
  • Is this the State of the Union thread? If so, is it just me, or does the Preznit pronounce "terrorists" as "tourists?" Think of the ramifications.
  • Also, I challenge any smart monkey to come up with a cute "War on Terrier" theme for me to put on my screen.
  • Look, Commie ... Thanks in advance. Tintin is totally going to get all investigative on yo' ass, buddy.