January 11, 2006
Captain Jackson is a real life Superhero.
Superman has to deal with an Infinite Crisis and Marvel's mutants are down to 198, but real life Superhero Captain Jackson is being smeared by the locals he swore to protect.
Jackson, Michigan will now be like every other city without a hero now that Captain Jackson, Queen of Hearts and Crimefighter Girl have hung up their capes.
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That Spolid story made me a sad man. Sad man... ? Sadman©™!
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Manhattan hates Spiderman, too.
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Very nice story, but this sentence was beyond idiotic: "But he was stopped on the way, stopped by a policeman who should've been hunting Jackson's crazed murderers rather than harassing hard-working citizens who like to have a beer now and then." Right. Can't arrest anyone for drunk driving until all murders are solved.
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If he wants to be a fucking superhero he gotta live by the rules all the time, not just when the cape is on. Plus, he has to have superpowers. Or a bionic suit. Or lots of money and hi-tech gadgets. And brains. And a good body.
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Is Jackson really so drenched in blood and gangs and crazed murderers?
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Sounds like one of Bob Burden's Mystermen. I need to read some Flaming Carrot now.
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It's Bicycle Repair Man!
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Here is the letter I left out of my above post, I have decided to let you read it now: y
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It was a purloined letter, it was.
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A pearl-loined letter?
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Some more real life super heroes thanks to Warren Ellis.
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More real life superheroes...or super villians?