December 27, 2005

Top Mugshots. The Smoking Gun has posted its top 15 favorite mugshots of the year.

I personally like Bambi, the K-Mart employee.

  • What, no Tom DeLay? On the other hand, nothing completes a mugshot like a tattooed neck.
  • Mockery is more fun when it's directed at the wealthy and powerful.
  • Bambi is awesome! I really wanna know what these people did, though v_v
  • Re: Tom DeLay: mockery is less fun when it's directed at wealthy and powerful people who are utterly beyond the reach of justice.
  • Are you kidding me, that's Delay's mugshot? I suppose he could use it in promotional materials. I'm a big fan of the wizard looking dude.
  • Mockery is more fun when it's directed at the wealthy and powerful. No way, because they aren't nearly as likely to shank you in a holding cell next time they see you.
  • Oh. Bambi makes me want to weep. Just look at that honest, innocent, caught-in-the-headlights expression. I can just imagine a tragic life, full of drama and injustice. I'd love to go and pay bail and harbor that poor kid... Mmmh, I swear I left my wallet and car keys on my coat... oh, *knock knock* you awake? Sorry to disturb you, but maybe you saw... oh. She must have gone to buy groceries to make some breakfast... oh, what a nice girl. Unlike the other last two, that took the TV, and the sound system...
  • Flagpole, you just made my day. xD
  • Bambi looks like she has the beginnings of great Meth habit. My personal Favorite is Eraserhead's long lost love child.
  • Maybe... Eraserhead and Morrisey's love child? Oh sheez.
  • I don't know how they forgot this
  • from here by the way
  • My personal favorite is this one. But it wasn't from 2005. I wish they'd make an archive page for these mugshots, like the one they have for the famous people.
  • Aaah, that'll be the day, Chyren...
  • My personal Favorite is Eraserhead's long lost love child. But he didn't love him, damn it, he didn't love him!
  • Now featuring a different Top Fifteen [via Fark]. Yo no comprende tampoco. But I do like the Bad Santa. "Heeeeey... how you doin'?"
  • And poor Cynthia Watros. I used to have such a crush on her... Now she's all drunk and weak-willed... *fidgets, leaves room for a minute*
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