November 21, 2005
Monkey Washes Cat
... donkey rinses, I presume.
layne, lady layne
10 years ago
What th'? What were those people saying in the background - was that Klingon? Y'know it'd almost make sense if it was.
Like we haven't seen that happen a thousand times before! Arf!
I think you mean "meow", or perhaps "ook". "Arf" is simply not appropriate in this context.
Shhh Koko - you know he's a bit sensitive about his accent. I'm sure he
I never realized chimps could speak cat language.
I'm opening up a special can o' whup-ass RIGHT NOW!
Kit, would you like me to heat up that whup-ass for you? Need some ketchup? Here's your napkin and fork. I hope you can finish the whole thing, because there will be NO poptarts for the kitfisto's that start what they can't finish.
Ketchup!? Whup-ass is a dijon delicacy.
The whup-ass is finished, now I'm movin on to my panzerfaust surprise... And..um..Gramma, can I have the chocolate poptart? Me's don't like the fruit ones... Fanks.