October 14, 2005

Meet Cage and Alice!! Testing the effects of habitual cocaine use on animals is NOT SAFE! Someone knows a little to much about habitual massive cocaine use. I wonder why they gave the hamsters opium instead? This is an extremely silly silly cartoon, that gets progressively worse each episode, until the mind altering and bending climax in Episode 5.
  • Well, I couldn't sit thru much of that. Maybe I'll give it another go tonight when I'm drunk. Sadly I have no pot to smoke, that might have helped me sit thru it.
  • Dear All That Is Good In The World: I'm sorry I watched all five of those cartoons.
  • You mean it gets WORSE than Episode 1? Good gods, that was plenty.
  • I think I enjoyed that. Wait... yeah, I did.
  • And I said to a guy, "Tell me. What is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?" and the guy said, "Well, it intensifies your personality" and I said "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?" wav (with giant banner ads)