October 11, 2005
Where's my cheese, eh?
Kanuck cheese-maturer looses 2000-pound cheddar in fjord!
11 years ago
Take off, you hoser.
Yeah, you know who stole that fuckin' cheese? Only the guy who loves cheese so much that he used a fuckin' submarine to steal the cheese from the lake. And it was the best cheese I ever tasted.
outfit my cheese with a tracking device.
Insert "Who Moved My Cheese" joke in three...two...
What did the cops say to the guy who lost the cheese in the lake? "I guess it is
cheese anymore!" HA HA HA
What a cheesy joke.
*Ahem* This'll really upset my German pen-pal, Helmut Cheese! I thank you!
In other news, a 236 kg red trout was caught Monday in Saguenay fjord. Parks officials placed it in a tank of Molson and report it's "doing just fine".
Divers returned to the waters of the Baie des Ha! Ha! eight times.
Poor guy lost his cheddar. Now he's left feeling blue.
Sheeit, I didn't even see that the first time I read the article. Bay of Ha Ha? Who named it, Napoleon XIV?
He did remember to wear his suit, didn't he?
The rubber one? I'm sure he did.
The cheese stands alone.
The Cheese Abides.
What a friend we have in cheeses.
What would Cheeses do?
I'll bet it was Cheshire cheese.
These puns are cheesing me off.
That's just outright silly. For one thing, a fisherman plucks a hunk of cheese out of a lake bed and then he eats it. Next, some cheese baron decides "Hey, what a great idea!" and sinks some cheddar into a fjord. (that word is fun to say... nice and slow, feeee-yoooord...) And now that he unsuccessfully blew $50 grasnd trying to get the cheese back, he's going to throw more cheese into the feeee-yoooord? I mean, WTF? Why can't I have a business that allows me to blow money on silly endeavors like feeee-yoooord cheese? (Not that I wouldn't mind trying sommadat cheddar though.)
if I looking for cheese him name is sinkin wet cheese I lost my cheese Love, Luc P.S. I'll find my cheese Who took my cheese
I'm afraid it's a bit runnier than you like it, sir.
Yeah -- I have to admit plucking cheese out of a lake and eating it sounds like prime fodder for urban legend material.
I don't care how fucking runny it is, hand it over with all speed.
The Saguenay Cheese Hunt in the Baie des Ha! Ha! Brilliant. I ♥ this.
Are the exclamation marks an official part of the name? Do they show up on maps of the area? This story is the most insane thing I've read all month.
A distinct society, indeedy.
Normally sir, yes. Today - the van was dropped into a 2,000 foot fjord. . . . Edam?
I like to pronounce it with a Nelson Muntz-ian intonation on the "Ha! Ha!".
That's some mad cheddar, yo. *runs away*
will never be lost
Interesting. I never really thought about compression affecting the taste of cheese.
And now you can't think of anything else, am I right?
Squeeze cheese? Please!
Ahhh spray-on cheese. Thank you NASA! *fsht*
*squeezes cheese / lights match*
y'know it would seem like he could duplicate the fjord-like pressure in a lab and . . . y'know . .
Where's the romance in your soul?
Good to see you back, forkster.
Okay, put that comment in another thread. But I stand by the General Tenor of It!
just like you to piss all over a thread Wolof! Get your own cheese! *urp*
Speaking of other threads,
damn fine cheese roll