October 11, 2005

• Take off, you hoser.
• Yeah, you know who stole that fuckin' cheese? Only the guy who loves cheese so much that he used a fuckin' submarine to steal the cheese from the lake. And it was the best cheese I ever tasted.
• I always outfit my cheese with a tracking device.
• Insert "Who Moved My Cheese" joke in three...two...
• What did the cops say to the guy who lost the cheese in the lake? "I guess it is nacho cheese anymore!" HA HA HA
• What a cheesy joke.
• *Ahem* This'll really upset my German pen-pal, Helmut Cheese! I thank you!
• In other news, a 236 kg red trout was caught Monday in Saguenay fjord. Parks officials placed it in a tank of Molson and report it's "doing just fine".
• Fjord-O-Cheese.
• Divers returned to the waters of the Baie des Ha! Ha! eight times. Best.Euphemism.Evar.
• Poor guy lost his cheddar. Now he's left feeling blue.
• Sheeit, I didn't even see that the first time I read the article. Bay of Ha Ha? Who named it, Napoleon XIV?
• He did remember to wear his suit, didn't he?
• The rubber one? I'm sure he did.
• The cheese stands alone.
• The Cheese Abides.
• What a friend we have in cheeses.
• What would Cheeses do?
• I'll bet it was Cheshire cheese.
• These puns are cheesing me off.
• That's just outright silly. For one thing, a fisherman plucks a hunk of cheese out of a lake bed and then he eats it. Next, some cheese baron decides "Hey, what a great idea!" and sinks some cheddar into a fjord. (that word is fun to say... nice and slow, feeee-yoooord...) And now that he unsuccessfully blew $50 grasnd trying to get the cheese back, he's going to throw more cheese into the feeee-yoooord? I mean, WTF? Why can't I have a business that allows me to blow money on silly endeavors like feeee-yoooord cheese? (Not that I wouldn't mind trying sommadat cheddar though.)
• if I looking for cheese him name is sinkin wet cheese I lost my cheese Love, Luc P.S. I'll find my cheese Who took my cheese I hadda.
• I'm afraid it's a bit runnier than you like it, sir.
• Yeah -- I have to admit plucking cheese out of a lake and eating it sounds like prime fodder for urban legend material.
• I don't care how fucking runny it is, hand it over with all speed.
• Ohhhhhhh...
• The Saguenay Cheese Hunt in the Baie des Ha! Ha! Brilliant. I ♥ this.
• Are the exclamation marks an official part of the name? Do they show up on maps of the area? This story is the most insane thing I've read all month.
• Ha! A distinct society, indeedy.
• Normally sir, yes. Today - the van was dropped into a 2,000 foot fjord. . . . Edam?
• I like to pronounce it with a Nelson Muntz-ian intonation on the "Ha! Ha!".
• That's some mad cheddar, yo. *runs away*
• Mine will never be lost
• Interesting. I never really thought about compression affecting the taste of cheese.
• And now you can't think of anything else, am I right?
• Squeeze cheese? Please!
• Ahhh spray-on cheese. Thank you NASA! *fsht*
• *squeezes cheese / lights match*
• y'know it would seem like he could duplicate the fjord-like pressure in a lab and . . . y'know . . find his cheese.
• Where's the romance in your soul?
• Good to see you back, forkster.
• Okay, put that comment in another thread. But I stand by the General Tenor of It!
• just like you to piss all over a thread Wolof! Get your own cheese! *urp*
• Speaking of other threads, damn fine cheese roll.