February 13, 2004

A Family Proposal. Bill Miller wants to raise a village. And he's willing to pay for it, too. He's a built a website to explain the game plan, find the ideal candidates, and paint a picture of village life. Wait, did I mention the polygamy? (via coudal)
posted by Mickey 20 years ago
  • The photos of him suggest that he is either a serial killer or a fictional character... Fascinatingly odd, either way.
  • Wow. Goodness me. Turns out all the good ones aren't taken. Please don't let him be a fictional character. Strengths Some of my strengths are - - Have never had a cavity, - Am in good condition, and - Am healthy. Aren't strength two and strength three, um, sort of the same? The picture above probably flatters me a bit...it was the closest to the expression I wanted I can't help but wonder exactly what expression he was going for. Having studied the picture in detail, I'd like to make it abundantly clear that that hairstyle looks much better on me. Really. I think. On the (probably foolish) assumption that this is real, I genuinely admire this man for his honesty - he knows what he wants, and he's determined to get it. And he'll use phrases like "Here, we arrive at the dreaded physical preferences" to do so. If we all acted like Bill Miller, except less creepy, the world would be a happier place.
  • what the heck is up with his... you know... that thing between his nose and upper lip. what the heck is that thingie called? anyway, he has a weird one.
  • Neil Young?
  • Those erotica shots are beautiful, btw. Really classy. And they scared the living shit out of me.
  • that thing between his nose and upper lip. what the heck is that thingie called? Philtrum, apparently. His would almost appear to be off the scale.
  • thank you!!! yes, that's it. eww, icky.
  • On the philtrum front, for some reason I think the picture of the doctor looking at the kid's philtrum is my new favourite picture in the world ever. I think it's the green line that makes it so special.
  • oh my GOD flashboy! green laserbeam eyes!!! eeeek!
  • If he does find a woman to participate in this plan, I hope she makes him get a decent haircut. Oh, and flashboy, those "erotic" pictures are pretty mild. *yawn*
  • While the pictures, out of context, are mild, it's their connection with rest of the site I think is so disturbing.
  • pretty mild *breathes again. still not looking at them, though.*
  • I'm still having trouble believing this is real...
  • In sexual activity, I generally prefer a long, slow build-up with a light and gentle touch. While I'm not that experienced, I know from the experience that I have had, and I know myself well enough to know, that I have neither the desire to maintain, nor, indeed, the slightest capability of maintaining, any psychological or emotional barriers during sexual intimacy. Overall, I'm quite open in this area. Basically, I want us to maximize the pleasure that we derive from this lovely honoring of life. I see.
  • SideDish & flashboy: I always thought the space between the nose and upper lip was called the "nasal-labial fold". *shudder*. Areas on the face should not allude to the vagina. Regardless, I
  • Nasal Labial Fold appears to be something to do with the cheeks.
  • "Labia" are just lips, y'know.
  • We would strive to create a world in which there were real fulfillment, as compared to the promises made by the larger world - promises that are generally either false or improbable. Okay, crackpot polygamist and super-creepy philtrum aside, has anyone else considered leaving society behind for the simple farm life - provided you could still get internet access, of course?
  • This guy has managed to leave me speechless. I'm fascinated, I'm horrified, I don't even know where to begin or what to focus on (although I'm positive that I should definitely *not* focus on the pictures).
  • If only farm life was really that simple. I'd love to have a couple of acres -- the "lifestyle block" not too far from town, with room for a few sheep, a horse, a dog or two. But a fullsized farm is a fulltime commitment. Guess that's why he needs all the women.
  • I was prepared to buy in to the whole thing, until I looked at the "erotic" pictures. Gotta be somebody's joke.....gotta be...
  • I would live on a farm with internet access if there was a teleporter to common convienances and someone to take care of the actual farm. So I guess that would be a no. I think the 'burbs are about as far as I could retreat :)
  • Well, praize th' Lud n' pass the home-grown spuds! Even though the disabled geek's auction is closed, there's still another chance to grab up a fine specimen of red-blooded Amerikun manhood! he likes athletic women, eh? ... I would say that in most cases with me, character trumps appearance True, athletic women would have the edge in pulling the plow. And character trumps apearance in draft horse broodmares, also. Although conformation and teeth play a part, too. asshole
  • considered leaving society behind for the simple farm life What? No!! I just got out of the goddam country a few years back!... I like society. It has art cinemas and indie clubs and crime and transport and book groups and noise and avant-garde radio stations and people and gay people and jewish people and swedish people and lots and lots of places to buy alcohol and cigarettes and it's not full of bloody sheep. Please don't send me back!
  • there was a female version of this guy up about a year and a half ago... can't remember her name. She was appalled by the concept of men masturbating. Anybody remember that lady?
  • yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe I was going to start out with something witty, but then I remembered the photo on the About Me page (You couldn't inflict enough pain upon me that could make going to the Erotica section of his site look favorable in comparison. < shudders >) and the sheer creepyness of his lofty ideas just hit me like a ton of bricks. Once again, yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe .
  • Hi, Mickey! Been a while! Where you bin?
  • Filling in an application form? Good to see you, Mickey.