August 25, 2005
Buffo is the World's Strongest Clown. Yeah, you *should* be scared! (Warning: the site contains a brief, annoying bit of audio, so turn off the speakers if you're at work or in a computer lab!)
Do you really want this showing up at your kid's birthday party?
Adult Parties -- Fire eating, juggling and acts of strength with an optional surprise ending.
hmmmm
Clowns are very, very bad. I know I'm not alone in this. They freak the hell out of me. I *hate* clowns. I hate knowing that people collect clown figurines, clown paintings, clown plates... I hate John Wayne Gacy. I hate clowns that do magic tricks on the subway. I hate the smell of roasted peanuts, cotton candy and elephant dung.
*collapses*
I just don't know how to react to this.
Great, I just had to find that link to badclown.com. More disturbing clowns... help...
I am SO booking this clown for kitfisto's wedding.
All weddings can stand to use more phonebook ripping, and balancing a seated child on someone's face. All the more so with open bar.
sugarmilktea, that link was so scary my computer slapped me.
Former pro baseball player
Bill Buckner?
well crapppity crap. boo two.
Here Fes, take your pick.
Okay, stop, you're all freaking me out.
Am I a Scary Clown or Not?*
* Sweet Jesus yes you are oh mummy help me mummy please
aw, crap.
Please, think of the children.
Buffo said 'surprise ending', not 'happy ending'. Quite different. Just ask moneyjane.
For all of us who are freaked out by this, there's hope. (I love the title of the page)
Remember: "Fear of clowns can severely disrupt normal life, interfering with school, work, or social relationships."
Especially if you work with a bunch of clowns. I can't believe I just said that.
OK, now I'm scared. NSFW (unless you work at Jim Rose's Circus, that is.
Buffo said 'surprise ending', not 'happy ending'. Quite different. Just ask moneyjane.
Or my high school girlfriend, first coupla times we did it.
Worst thread evah!
If I see that damned clown on the commute home tonight, I'm gonna die.
Welcome Moondoggie! Thank for the link, although it has a "Clown Phobia Disclaimer" !
Ah, good to see someone mentioned old ouchy (Warning, NSFW adult clown site).
OK, now I'm scared. NSFW
What's with the purple gloves??
my guess is latex to avoid sharing bodily fluids
When encountering a clown,http://www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/clowntrainer.html </a>
What chechebell meant to say was:
When encountering a clown Jenny Scratcher takes a novel approach.
The preview button is your friend, chechebell
OK, everyone bookmark this as THE REQUISITE GAWD-AWFUL CLOWN THREAD. Please resume normal activities. Thanks, and good night.
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