February 12, 2004
You liked grouphug.us?
One time I was sitting on the couch, drinking a glass of milk. When I finished, I threw it up, back into the glass. I then placed it on the coffee table for later disposal, and fell asleep on the couch. Awhile later, I woke up, said to myself 'I thought I'd finished this milk"...
More complete stories like this at lowbrow dot com
But what's the rest of that story? I'm dying of suspense!
(in other words, the site keeps loading random entries)
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yeah, she said, they were bulimic together. she taught him how to throw up.
at least they could bond over something, was all i could say.
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Once we started getting undressed she looked up at me with these big doe eyes and pouty lips. "I'll let you put it wherever you like," she said.
So a couple of days later I put it in her sister.
--- I am so billing you for all the time I lose today, stepself.
good good goooood!
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