July 18, 2005
As you are aware, catching birds is our highest priority. Monday Flash fun - two cats discover flight to pursue their interest in ornithology. The instructions made me laugh.
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off! Who was left?
Ahh.. now that I know who to complain to...
RT, your little "game" sucks so bad... Please make it better. Or delete it.
Thanks!
TS
Another linksterbater gallops upon our interwebs!
Didn't bother to click the link, and I urge others to refrain. Based on techsmith's review, it sucks balls!
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Name: Al
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User ID: 3829
User since: July 15, 2005
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E-mail: royaltrux@hotmail.com
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RoyalTrux has posted 1 links and 0 comments on MonkeyFilter since July 15, 2005.
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Monkeyfilter nuffa dem full fi di cyarpetbagga.
And around we go again. Look, kids! Big Ben! Parliament!
Funkadelic?
The instructions made you laugh? What, were you huffing lighter fluid?
Your shallow attempts at disguising your self-aggrandizing crapitude belie your utter lack of integrity and spammerness.
"The instructions made you laugh? What, were you huffing lighter fluid?"
- No, bourbon. Pretty bad judgement, sorry.
Hey, I posted a comment before Chyren, don't I merit a response??
Yes, but Chy asked a question. You wrote a letter.
RoyalTrux - your phrasing of "The instructions made me laugh" was an explicit attempt at covering up your self-linking. Bad judgement? You betcha. Sorry? I find that hard to believe.
I should have used a semi-colon, I think...
Make my link da self-link
I wants to get linked-up
*tears the roof off the sucker*
Yes, but Chy asked a question. You wrote a letter.
Ahhh... a subtle but yet important distinction. Round 1 goes to Chyron. Or to Minda25. You guys can fight over these... )))
No, really: I'm sorry. It's true. But you do seem to be enjoying this...
RT, we enjoy ourselves no matter what. That's why we're the most awesomest online community in the history of online communities. Which explains the unusually high number of people signing up solely to self link. Which also explains the hostility usually displayed by some members towards the self-linkers. Which explains the kitten and puppy pictures occasionally posted to try & cool people off. Which explains how happy we are. Which explains...
No, wait, that wasn't quite right. I don't have time to fix it, though. Sorry 'bout that.
A conundrum: do you think it is the diminished moral capacity necessary to bleat transparent lies that causes one to self-link? Or is it the vapid self-centeredness that prompts surreptitious self-linking that causes one to emit infantile lies?
Shame on Fes for talkin' all high-falutin' and such!
Can I buy the soundtrack to that?
I'm just going to look up selflinkfilter.com... It's available. Now, how do I make $$$?
Moneyfilter.com is already taken, however.
Oooh! I get to freak out too!
You sir, are a shallow excuse for a jelly like wottasnozzle and should be resoundedly and rampantly buggered with two of your mother's favorite weasels, both of whom are named after Nazi war criminals!
The buggering around here has really stepped up!
I have wanted to post my own self-link, but I doubt that my fellow Monkeys would be interested in a site that is devoted to Pizza Hut advertising jingles (though if anyone does have a recording of the classic, "It's a pizza-looking taco-tasting pizza, it's a pizza-looking taco-tasting pizza, it's a pizza-looking taco-tasting pizza, New Taco Pizza from Pizza Hut!", they should notify me immediately.
Hey, if you're going to collect advertising jingles, you can't do better than the classic Cal Worthington ads. "Go See Cal, Go See Cal, Go See Cal!"
I have wanted to post my own self-link, but I doubt that my fellow Monkeys would be interested in a site that is devoted to Pizza Hut advertising jingles (though if anyone does have a recording of the classic, "It's a pizza-looking taco-tasting pizza, it's a pizza-looking taco-tasting pizza, it's a pizza-looking taco-tasting pizza, New Taco Pizza from Pizza Hut!", they should notify me immediately.
posted by bernockle at 05:55PM UTC on July 19, 2005
I don't have that one, but somewhere, somewhere, I have the Pizza Hut ad by Ween--the one where one asks oneself, WTF was Yum! Brands thinking? (of course I ask myself why they named themselves Yum! Brands in the first place)
I self link
A conundrum: do you think it is the diminished moral capacity necessary to bleat transparent lies that causes one to self-link? Or is it the vapid self-centeredness that prompts surreptitious self-linking that causes one to emit infantile lies?
It's the chicken and egg. Or the Tickle-Me Elmo and the sense of burning outrage. Or the horse cock and the stretched anus.
But I don't want to be exposed to anus!
Sorry, but these days, it's mandatory.
I always thought Cal was saying, "Pussycow! Pussycow! Pussycow!" and so did a friend in college who named his chinchilla Pussycow.
pfftt
You people have no sense of history.
MonkeyFilter: The buggering around here has really stepped up.
MonkeyFilter: But I don't want to be exposed to anus!
MonkeyFilter: Can I buy the soundtrack to that?
MonkeyFilter: What, were you huffing lighter fluid?
dang, missed one
I am not trying to be a troll or to derail the thread here, but I just have to say that Jew-loving lesbian, Hilary Clinton, should take her stupid Muslim friends and go back to Africa where they all came from so they can try to plot out another 9-11.
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