November 30, 2003
much more effective than having to speak and easier to carry around than a ball bat.
Yeah but you don't get to think to yourself "Talk softly and carry a big stick" as you're beating some self-important nit-wit about the head.
Not nearly as fun either
The power, the power!
This just looks like too much energy to have to expend.
::exudes techno-lust::
I want a phone jammer. And a phone suit.
dear santa...i wish i could have an annoyingly loud screechy person jammer and a b.o. jammer and a fast food restaurant's deep frier jammer and a button that i press that makes everybody disdappear for at least ten minutes so i can have a cigarette in peace and quiet.
All these tech gadgets and so little money. Choices, choices, choices...
Genial--
The Exoskelton Flying Vehicle rocks, but only if I could dive-bomb aberrant cell-phoners with Guess What? Elmos...
I had a dream recently that I had one of those turn-off-any-tv thingies and used it in a bar and people were annoyed. That had almost nothing to do with this post until I posted this comment. The funny thing is I had to write that "future tense"... sorta like languagehat's time machine thingy in the last post, but backwards.
Heh. One down. Now I just wait for fractalid to tire.
There's hope yet.
I shoulda hung on for another eight more threads to make it a round number.
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