February 10, 2004
The Meaning of Life Everyone (including) tells me how great this link is. What am I missing here? Some interesting art, baaaaaaaaaad poetry, and old, O*L*-D, WAY OLD absolutely ORFFAL rock&roll to inspire you. Monkey chatter?
Broken URL.
>>Enter these doors of perception only if you are not comfortable at your present level of (un)consciousness...
like, wow, man.
hang on, gotta light my incense...
What you're missing is that you're not a balding, pony-tailed, sandal-wearing, pot-bellied, self-help-loving, drum-playing, Andrew Weil wannabe. Fuck, I need to break something. NOW.
Argh, that artwork is like Thomas Kinkade meets every maker of bad fairy prints or Franklin Mint plates ever.
That site must be a hit for anyone who bought Chicken Soup for the Soul. I prefer Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy myself.
Relatively common message of hope; really, really, really, REALLY bad delivery.
ORFFAL? After it didn't register in google I realized you perhaps were writing "awful" with an accent?
"I find Jim's art to be highly original and inspired."
-John Travolta, actor
"I find the teachings of L. Ron Hubbard an inspiration. Also, go see Battlefield Earth, it's rooly rooly excellent!"
— John Travolta, actor
Now we have the answer to this riddle:
*drumroll*
Wot is more OFFAL than a peekaboo latrine in Upper Pisang?
ARRRGH!! Just kill me now. I can't believe I uck fupped the URL. Humble and profuse thanks for the save, goetter.
Say, stripe, orrfal DIDN'T register in Google? Well, it ottar have. Yea, it was a sad attempt at an Idaho portmanteau combining offal and awful (to be said with a faux Ynglish accent)
I'm thrilled you found the art as (ahem) *interesting* as I did, tracicle. Your analysis of that particular school is spot on.
Darling beeswacky!
One word: Wheatabix
Since I'm female, goetter, perhaps what you meant to say was that I, myself, was missing "a balding, pony-tailed, sandal-wearing, pot-bellied, self-help-loving, drum-playing, Andrew Weil wannabe." One moment, I can smell the incense, and I gotta go check out SideDish.
Peace.
I like the pretty pictures.
*...darling beeswacky...*
Ah, BlueHorse -- ottar of roses to my favorite monkey poet!
[But I must must {figureatively} fling poo at this weetabixture. May I recommend instead the Iced Clootie Dumpling Parfait?
Yes, BlueHoss, I guess you're safe from ever being mistaken for the herb-hawking lamoid. Damn this Y chromosome of mine.
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