February 09, 2004
No longer do you need to have that awkward breakup talk. If you've had enough of your significant other, send them a DumpMonkey!
"'Ask yourself: what’s worse? Making repeated attempts to contact your significant other, only to have them avoid you at all costs? Or having the acknowledgement that your relationship just didn’t work out and having a cute stuffed monkey?' adds Janis Owens, co-founder of dumpmonkey.com. 'I’ll take the cute little monkey.'"
Amen Brother.
Sorry bout your cat, sidedish.
oh, and here, because you can never be too well hung.
ha! that made me laugh, thnx!
My boyfriend sent me that link and I told him if he ever tried breaking up with me this way I'd have to torture him before I killed him.
While I would never break up with Kimberly (forever and ever -- you'll never be alone), I think it would be worth it to use on someone.
I've dated some real pieces of work in my time, and that's who I would have used this on.
Kimberly, you might want to keep that link handy for future extraction needs.
Nothin' but love jim_t, nothin' but love.
I suppose it's better than a MonkeyDump (right click to save to desktop).
*grumbles*
Where the hell was this 6 months ago, when it would have done me some good?!
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