June 22, 2005

Beach Billboards Environmentally safe ads imprinted in sand.
  • Arrgh. Now I'll feel compelled to take a broom, rake, or leaf-blower with me to the beach. Come to think of it, a leaf-blower might be good fun anyway!
  • annoying.
  • you think that is annoying, how about leaving your religion everywhere you walk!
  • Arrrrrgh.
  • I rather like the jebus sandals because once upon a time stamping on christ's name or image, or the cross, was a way of repudiating the religion.
  • I can't wait until I see Jesus' name all over some crime scene.
  • I think we already had that in Rumania.
  • *yet another double layer of wittiness
  • BLUE FALCONE: "Expensive and delicious double layer of wittiness for everrrrybodyyy!!!" (CUE: Latin party music)
  • I would love to get a hold of that machine for just a few days... (I assume it's a trailer for a truck or sometihng similar) BUCK FUSH!!!! DON'T LITTER, YOU BITCHES!!! for 15 sq. miles.... ahhhhhh....
  • Even while those 'Don't Litter'messages are worthwile, a beach looking like a rug with advertising on it looks just like one of my worst nightmares. And I'm sure they won't stop until they can add color...
  • Do you think you can get those shoes made to order? Imagine leaving a trail of 'Fuck' 'You' or 'Monkey' 'Filter' wherever you went!
  • What sick fuck went to a nice, pristine beach and thought it was missing ads as far as the eye could see? Most beaches are civically owned, for the enjoyment of the citizens. They put this on the beach, and then tell us not to litter? Ads are pollution.