February 08, 2004
If John Kerry And John Edward Had A Baby. Scroll down for Phresh Photoshop Phun!{via Wonkette.com}
Either way, I see John Lithgow in there somewhere...
Ach, man -- but that's a ghastly sight!
[...] large Edwards photos are in abundance. He really is the pretty boy of the campaign season.
Cuter than that silver fox Clark?
(Remember the silver-tongued Dan Quayle? Another pretty boy.)
Well I'm just gonna jump in and say as a straight white male I find articulate professionalism tempered with a passionate drive wildly attractive which means I'd let Howard Dean take me to the movies any day of the week.
Kerry reminds me of Madonna----'s DAD.
Edward looks like a date-rapist to me.
Kucinich would just wanna take pictures.
I'm just saying.
Kucinich? Nah, he'd get in on some hardcore dwarf action like that. That's what we need to do, elect our politicians based on bedroom competence. Make a game out of it. Bonus points if they do a flip on the dismount.
ew.
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