June 05, 2005
NSFW You've got two layers of polo shirts on, popped collars of course. Don't forget the New Balance sneakers with a pair of faux-retro jeans. Something is still missing, though...
Nothing says a night on the town like a dress for your wang.
Aaaaaaaargh!!
So my husband is looking over my shoulder, and first he exclaims: "Pecker sweaters!" He's a bit pleased with himself. But then inspiration strikes: "Schlong-johns!"
*cries*
He should have gone with "dickies"
Cock socks.
Dick Duds.
Choad Robes.
Glans Rags.
The Vas Deferens Collection.
Tadger Togs.
umm...
Meat Warmers.
This reminds me of Kokigami: Performance Enhancing Adornments for the Adventurous Man. Do look inside, the pictures and explanation are quite fascinating.
Schlong-irie.
Muff warmers.
gah, make that schlong-erie
Appendage apparel?
Cock-frocks!
gherkin garb?
wang wear?
Members Only
Shaft shifts.
duh, koko, that's the title of the thread
The first one on the second row sparked a discussion:
"Tube Sock Boogie."
"I think that's Tube Snake Boogie."
"That's a tube snake in a tube sock."
<apologies to ZZ Top>
If you hadn't circumcised 'm you didn't have to dress 'm in the first place.
I'd always heard the expression: 'peter heaters' but I think frykitty's 2nd phrase wins the thread. Heh.
Johnson jammies
Nut knits
Flesh Bus Flannels
The latest from Vera Wang
Good thing I read the comments first. If I wanted to see dickheads wearing polos, I'd go just drinking in Lincoln Park
/Chicagoans will get it
Oh man, rhiannon, that book is something else - did you check out the accompanying website?
The letters are hysterical:
when Arnold wears the fire engine with the ladder extended, it comes up so high he can blow on it and make it sort of quiver...and I find it really gets me going.
Prue, Auckland
mmmuttly... got it! Perfect check and mate comment!
Bishop in a turtleneck
Le bone marché.
One should never have zippers on your penile clothing.
haute cockture
Root Suits.
Pee-Pee Coats?
Hard-on Wear?
But then there already is a kind of shirt called a Wife Beater.
I ive up.
that should be Give
I too live up.
It's the only way to be.
Depeche choad.
/nuttin
Has "Coxedo" been taken?
Cock smocks!
Dick Duds
Peener Pullovers
Commander McBooty and the Piecemakers have never been cold enough to require a sweater.
Prick-à-Porter?
wang wear.
Pud poncho.
good one fes.
Bottom right = WOODY HOODIE
I now proclaim myself the winner.
There are no winners or losers, only losers' weaners.
and I proclaim you the weener!
What is the sound of a Monkey jumping a Shark?
(jk)
Pigs in a blanket?
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