June 02, 2005

• These are so moooving.
• Galloping down slopes A round of cheese did emote Gloucestershire bouts!
• Where's Beeswacky when we need [insert appropriate pronoun].
• That's one cute site!
• How is it possi To write a coherent po With seventeen syll
• how cheesy!! /obvious
• Bastard cheese I eat Your tangy flavour teaches I grok umami
• Found an apartment Fridge full of delicious cheese The cat waits for some
• So very hungry. I'll eat a piece of cheese found Underneath my fridge. for chy :)
• :D
• Drinking voddies now And reading Monkeyfilter Ate all the Twisties
• (5) cows stand and belch and (5) chew and chew and chew -- (7) they have little else to do
• At my most po-faced: Cheese? Please! I'm vegan I eat no cheese, no milk Or any of the dairy ilk.
• Peaceful chewing cow Stomach like spring breeze Grass is fruit of life
• shit, I suck! Peaceful chewing cow Stomach like spring breeze Grass is the fruit of life, yo
• I ate too much cheese For my lunch today Now I can't poop, goddammit
• Evil cunty books! My bowels constrict with cheese! Fuckity shit-bags!
• Cows, truly quite smart Given short shrift by humans They're thinking bovines
• Mind-melded with cows I knew their pain and horror Abattoir waiting
• I like eating cheese Cows like eating grass and grain Symbiotic love
• I snuk and crept up, Tipped you over - - grand kerplunk! Oh, how now, brown cow?
• bwhaaaaaaa!
• must we be burgers? rise up, my bovine brothers- put them to the horn
• I think I could live On just cheese and some good bread No, seriously.
• Watching kitty lick Dribbled milk from Bessie's teat I suckled her too
• MooKü Haiku poem cheese and dairy as metaphor humor and insight
• For my pizza's top Venezuelan beaver cheese Milking them takes care.
• The State of Poetry Now the limerick, it's really quite true, Most poets completely eschew. Seems they all write free verse, or quite possible worse, engage in the dreaded haiku.
• (is the haiku 5-7-5 or 5-5-7?)
• Take this cheese away Beacause it's starting to smell Like hot buttered ass
• TV memories: "Does your dog eat enough cheese?" Haunts me to this day
• I chew cellulose But it rips right through my gut I'm no ruminant
• Archer told Porthos Cheddar's not a cheese for you (Porthos had bad gas)
• Look, tofurella! It's like mozzarella, no? No?! Well, then eat chreese.
• And a tripping Dr Suess might write: Me knees are bries, bries' me knees; Do you like green eggs and cheese? Green eggs and cheese, Green eggs and cheese, I do not like green eggs and cheese! Would you like them served by SideDish? Would you like them with a wide fish? Will you try them at Squid's Ranch? Will you try them if we dance? /cut here to reduce further embarrassment
• Still-wet new-born calf: Mother tongue expresses Tender love that we will break.
• minda25, haiky can be arranged any way that suits you. 5-5-7, 7-7-5, 7-5-5, there's precedent for each. Don't get rule-bound in haiku, finding the right form for a particular subject is half the skill of the thing. Traditionally, the 5-7-5 pattern was commonest, but in English these lines may seem clumsy; there is therefore a whole other way of writing haiku, with lesser syllabic counts, accounding to subject and author's intent and so on. Ecample of a what I consider a very fine haiku of this sort: dusk ravens exchange trees -- Noor Singh Khalsa
• Cheese makes me happy. Fortress-like grey cylinders? Wheels of Stilton! While we praise the cow, Sheep and goats need love too: may They graze unfeta'd.
• OH BOOOOOO! hee hee, me love teh punny
• sparks arc disappear -- too quick for goodbye
• snow plumps pine needles into pincushions
• black horse noses frosted grass stems -- year's end -- Richard Dtraw
• Quantum sheep, the haik-ewe generator.
• Bees, that is just so way coolio-cool! May I offer you the I Ching poetry engine? Or would you prefer the Haiku-O-Matic? (with do-it-yourself submission option)
• Actually, we've gotten away from the premise of this post. This thread is to celebrate Mooku--cheese and dairy haiku. Let's focus, people!! Five Cheese Haiku by Mhold #1 Butter flour beer Cheddar melts, now pale orange soup Top with croutons Mmm #2 Veins, no arteries Bluish green and white spreading Heart to a cracker #3 Placed upon grater Parmesan multiplies fast Then mates tomatoes #4 Oh bagel bagel What would you be without me? Empty calories #5 Love Monterey Jack Heart affair and heart attack Love Pepper Jack too rnh118 wrote: bagel and cream cheese yummy in my tummy true. all for me. not you. Surely we can do better than that? And not be so selfish about the Philly spread, either. Must carefully choose- Eyes Jarlsberg. Ecstasy! Food of gods: my cheese.
• Chocolate or strawberry simply can't decide Neapolitan for me
• Neapolitan's ... okay -- if they take the nasty vanilla away
• Coffe! Jamoca!! Mocha!!! for me. I want caffine don't UC.
• even birdflight ends no more bright gardens when you leave me